You Ain't Gettin' Diddly Squat - Heywood Banks f/ The Heylettes
Christmas Party Song - Bob Rivers
I'm A Christmas Tree - Wild Man Fischer (Duet w/ Dr. Demento)
The Beatles' Christmas Record (excerpt with "Good King Wenceslas") - The Beatles
Twelve Days Of Christmas - Bob & Doug McKenzie
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel - The Broflofskis, w/ Eric Cartman & Stan Marsh
Christmas Wrapping - Save Ferris
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Christmas With Goofus & Gallant - Mike Toomey
Christmas Balls - Ben Light & His Surf Club Boys
Buy War Toys For Christmas - The Twang
Walking In An Icy Parking Lot - Roger's Yuletide Revue
Jingle Bells (excerpt) - Rhan Wilson
Jingle Bells (excerpt) - Woody Phillips
Merry Christmas You Suckers - Paddy Roberts
Carol Of The Bartenders - Bob Rivers
The Wrong Way To Celebrate Christmas (edit) - Rev. Edward Clayborn
Please Don't Send Me Fruitcake - Cher & Gene Klosner
We Wish You A Merry Christmas (excerpt) - Kitty Stallings, The Laughing Christmas Elf
A Boy Named Santa - Teen Angels
Shake Hands With Santa Claus - Louis Prima
Dearest Mr. Santa Claus - Heywood Banks
I Was Santa Claus At The School House (For The P.T.A.) (edit) - Yogi Yorgesson w/ Johnny Duffy & The Scandahoovians
I Farted On Santa's Lap - The Little Stinkers
I Had Sex With Santa - Barnes & Barnes
Silent Night (excerpt) - Buck's Ducks
'Twas The Night Before The Seventh Day Of Hanukkah - Ron Coden
Hey Harry Potter! - Whimsical Will
Quidditch Ball Wizard - Steve Goodie
It's A Fanboy Christmas, Part 3 - The Great Luke Ski!
#5 You Ain't Gettin' Shit For Christmas! (bleeped) - Red Peters
#4 Blue Christmas - Seymour Swine & The Squeelers
Carol Of The Bells (excerpt) - Kitty Stallings, The Laughing Christmas Elf
#3 Chanukah Song Part II - Adam Sandler
#2 Santa Claus And His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town (excerpt) - Eddie "Lockjaw" Davis
#1 Ding, Fries Are Done - Billy
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