Reggae Popeye - Mark McCollum
What If God Smoked Cannabis? - Bob Rivers
Beer - The Asylum Street Spankers
Watch World War Three (On Pay T-V) (excerpt) - The Crown City Four
Wish You Were Here, Buddy - Pat Boone
Stench Of The French In The Trench - The Glory Tories
Demented News With Whimsical Will
What Kind Of Cat Are You?! (live) - Billy Jonas
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd - Roger Miller
Toothdoc/Gold Teeth - The Ostrich-Back Riders
Medical Love Song - Eric Idle
Doctors (excerpt) - Jerry Seinfeld
Like a Surgeon - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Doin' The Incontinence Rag - Too Live Nurse
Japanese Night Nurse - Dick Price
Transfusion - Nervous Norvus
Rock And Roll Doctor - Travesty, Ltd.
My Doctor - Bruz Fletcher
Working Where The Sun Don't Shine - Bowser & Blue
Witch Doctor - The Music Of David Seville
Goodness Gracious Me! - Peter Sellers & Sophia Loren
A Little More Gauze - Mike Nichols & Elaine May
Hospitality Blues - Doug Harrell
#5 I Have To Kill You Now - Carla Ulbrich
#4 Moose Turd Pie - Utah Phillips
#3 Wet Dream - Kip Addotta
#2 Poisoning Pigeons In The Park (orchestral version) - Tom Lehrer
#1 Kick Ass USA (with brief intro) - Milo Tremley
next week: one of our most requested special topics - alternate lifestyles