I Want Some Plastic Surgery For Christmas - Robert Lund
I Want A Blow Up Doll For Christmas - Arnie Aardvark
The Chimney Song - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp
Jingle Bells/Feliz Navidad (background only) - Laffy (Kitty Stallings)
I Found The Brains Of Santa Claus - Jason & The Strap-Tones
The Smell Of Christmas - John Saylor
Wreck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly - The Three Stooges
Wreck The Malls - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp
Jungle Bells (background only) - Brent Lewis
Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt
You Ain't Gettin' Diddly Squat - Heywood Banks f/ The Heylettes
Christmas Cut-Up (2004) - Whimsical Will
Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass - The Arrogant Worms
All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth) - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
I Want An Alien For Christmas - Fountains Of Wayne
Boob Job For Christmas - Virginia Kegel
Rudolph The Brown Nose Reindeer - Rudy & The Reindeer
Hunting Time - Rodney The Reindeer
Rudolph's On Steroids - Drew Jacobs & Swingbatter
The Chipmunk Song - Canned Heat & The Chipmunks
Wrappin' The Bear - Tri 5 f/ Mike & Bud
Jungle Bells (background only) - Diane Gladden
Bizarre Christmas Incident - Ben Folds
Yingle Bells - Yogi Yorgesson w/ The Johnny Duffy Trio
What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? - Bob Rivers
Grandpa Got Run Over By A Beer Truck - Da Yoopers
Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer (background only) - The Christmas Chicks & The Fowlharmonic Symphony
Tradition - Mike Hitchcock & Steve Kehela
A Christmas/Kwanzaa/Solstice/Chanukah/Ramadan/Boxing Day Song - Christine Lavin & The Mistletones
A Non-Denominational Christmas - The American Comedy Network
Christmas In Hogwart's (album version) - the great Luke Ski
Satan Claus - Something Fierce
Santa Eats Little Kids - Dan Hart
#5 Gift Horse - Brad Montague
#4 Frosty The Dopeman - Marc Zydiak
#3 Christmas at Ground Zero - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#2 Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire - Bob Rivers
#1 The Night Santa Went Crazy (extra gory version) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
next week: Christmas part 2/3; Hanukkah