Sister Mary Elephant - Cheech & Chong
Lunchlady Land - Adam Sandler
Fast Food - Stevens & Grdnic
Aerobix (brief excerpt) - Little Cat
Great Idea For A Song - Worm Quartet
Bad Love Song - Sean Morey
Ukulele Lady - Petty Booka
Demented News With Whimsical Will
The Curly Shuffle - Jump 'N The Saddle
Bang The Moe Slowly - Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
Resthome Arizona (early fade) - Rowdy & Sage
She's Got A Tongue Like A Kodiak Bear - Bill Frenzer
Tubular Boobular - from Mystery Science Theater 3000
They're Everywhere - Jim's Big Ego
Alien In My Nose - Trout Fishing In America
The Doctor - Jim Burrill
Who Is The Doctor - Jon Pertwee
Time Traveler - Fraser Hines
Gallifreyan Buccaneer - Colin Baker (from Dr. Who And The Pirates)
Doctorin' The Tardis (demented edit) (excerpt) - The Timelords
I'm Gonna Spend My Christmas With A Dalek - The Go Go's
Who's Who - Roberta Tovey
Docteur Qui - Bill Bailey
Dr. Who Theme (farting version) (excerpt) - anonymous
Doctor In Distress - Who Cares?
#5 A Little Bit Of Ganga - Blue Vega
#4 Antiquin' - National Lampoon
#3 The Robot Cat - Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club
#2 Couch Potato - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#1 Happy Noodle Vs. Sad Noodle (Goodbye, My 4-Track version) - Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club
next week: dieting; nonsense