Teeth Clenched - Tony Goldmark
The Spongy Dance - the great Luke Ski
Your Face (uncensored) - Scared Weird Little Guys
Ode To A Superhero - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Five Years - Tom Smith
Roman Numerals - The Frantics
Do The Confusion - Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club
I Want a New Duck - "Weird Al" Yankovic
What I Want Is A Proper Cup Of Coffee (fade in) - Trout Fishing In America
I Want Your Sox - Iceman
I Wanna Kiss Her - Tim Cavanagh
I Wanna Be Loved By You - Helen Kane
I Wanna Be A Straight Guy (uncensored) - Jamie Anderson
I Want My Baby Back - Jimmy Cross
I Wanna Be A Lifeguard - Blotto
I Wanna Be A Cowboy - Boys Don't Cry
I Wanna Be A Flintstone - The Screaming Blue Messiahs
I Wanna Be Sedated - Ramones
#5 Bozo's Song - Pinto Colvig
#4 Wet Dream - Kip Addotta
#3 eBay - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#2 Sirius Black - Tony Goldmark
EXTRA: The Underwear Song - The Four Postmen
#1 Harry's Wand (album mix) - Steve Goodie
next week: a demented salute to rock 'n' roll