I'm The President (edit) - Russ Thomas
George Bush Language Center - John Mammoser
Nights In White Castle - The Dan Orr Project
I Love Nascar - Cledus T. Judd (w/ Toby Keith)
The Democratic Party Rocks - John Mammoser
Why Do You Hate America (edit) - Eric D. Snider
The Beer Drinkin' Song - Mac Davis
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Your Horoscope For Today - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Worry - The Kinsey Sicks
Cranial Hemorrhage - Michael Penze
Metal Head - Blotto
Toe To Toe With The HMO - The Four Bitchin' Babes
Boobs A Lot - The Holy Modal Rounders
Fight Fiercely, Harvard (original studio version) - Tom Lehrer
The Pep Talk - Bill Cosby
Cheerleaders On Drugs - Uncle Bonsai
Football Medley: Mr. Touchdown, U.S.A. - Hugo Winterhalter & His Orchestra & Chorus/You Gotta Be A Football Hero - The Crew Cuts/All-American Girl - Ben Bernie & His Orchestra
Baseball Football - George Carlin
What It Was, Was Football (Part I & Part II) - Deacon Andy Griffith
Dropkick Me, Jesus - Bobby Bare
Football Freddy (excerpt) - Six Jumping Jacks
The Lonesome Kicker - Adam Sandler
#5 America - Roy Zimmerman
#4 What If Your Butt Was Gone - Carla Ulbrich
#3 Harry's Wand - Steve Goodie
#2 Sirius Black - Tony Goldmark
EXTRA: George Bush On Fahrenheit 9-11 - John Mammoser
#1 The Liar Sleeps Tonight (minor edit) - Mr. Whitekeys & The Fabulous Spamtones
next week: rock 'n' roll