Uncle Jack Sez Relax - Charles Webb & Tom Bolton
Hawaiian War Chant (Ta-Hu-Wa-Hu-Wai) - Spike Jones & His Wacky Wakakians
My Name Is Not Merv Griffin - Gary Muller
Whiskey 'Fore Breakfast/Sailor's Bonnet - Mike Cross
Beer In My Underwear - Hermanos Gonzales
The Martian Boogie (edited version) - Brownsville Station
Too Many Restaurants - David Kleiner
Demented News With Whimsical Will [repeat from 3-20-94]
Are You A Boy Or Are You A Girl - The Barbarians
Masculine Women, Feminine Men - Frank Harris
Since My Baby Turned Gay - Pinkard & Bowden
She Left Me For A Destitute Quadriplegic Because Of The Good Sex - Mr. Zipp
(You Dun Stomped) My Heart - John Denver
The World's Worst Guitar Picker - Don Bowman
Blind Willie Feldman - The Royal Canadian Air Farce
My Boomerang Won't Come Back - Charlie Drake
Everything That's Made Of Wood (Was Once A Tree) - Louis Jordan & His Tympany Five
The Happy Dinosaur - Dick Price
Harry, The Hairy Ape - Ray Stevens
Dachshunds With Erections Can't Climb Stairs - The Mrs Ackroyd Band
Let's Talk Dirty In Hawaiian - John Prine
On Okie Dokie Bay - Wiki Waki Woo
Loving You Is Surfing You - Rap Reiplinger
Abdul Abulbul Amir - Frank Crumit
Three Blind Jellyfish - Scaffold
#5 Sister Mary Elephant - Cheech & Chong
#4 Microsoft Word - Paul Anderson
#3 Bugs - Pearl Jam
#2 I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me (Than A Frontal Lobotomy) - Randy Hanzlick, M.D. (Dr. Rock)
#1 Do The Picard - Rusty Humphries & The Boneheads
next week: Valentine's Day (love songs); the night 41 years ago when all America fell in love with four long-haired young men from England