Take Me Out To The Ball Game - Mike Ditka
A Dying Cub Fan's Last Request - Steve Goodman
Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) - Allan Sherman
Pissin' Outside - Billy Jonas
Stealing Like A Hobbit - the great Luke Ski
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Dead Skunk - Loudon Wainwright III
U-Stink-But-I-Love-U - Billy & The Boingers
How Long Are You Staying (excerpt) - Bill Joy
The Duck Egg Walk (excerpt) - Milford Perkins
Do You Know The Difference Between Big Wood And Brush (excerpt) - Gary Roberts & The Satellites
Great Green Gobs - Penn Jillette
Wolf Creek Pass - C.W. McCall
Antiquin' - National Lampoon
Entering Marion - John Forster
Five Minute Love Affair - Johnny Bond
A Cigarette, Sweet Music And You - Fred Waring & His Pennsylvanians
Smoking - Steve Martin
Cigareetes, Whuskey, And Wild, Wild Women - Red Ingle & The Natural Seven
Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (That Cigarette) - Tex Williams & His Western Caravan
Smoke Rings (excerpt) - Les Paul & Mary Ford
Cigarette Blues - Bo Carter [repeated on channel 40 broadcast]
Smokin' In The Boy's Room - Brownsville Station
Nocturnal Stumblebutt - Loudon Wainwright III
Tobacco Is An Indian Weed - Ed McCurdy
Smoke Rings (excerpt) - Les Paul & Mary Ford
Another Puff - Jerry Reed
#5 Ikey And Mikey - Benny Bell
#4 Morris The Moose - Lorne Elliott
#3 Demi Moore - Raymond & Scum
#2 Grope Me Gently, Airport Security Guard - Larry Weaver
#1 Kick Ass USA - Milo Tremley
next week: hair (the long, the short, and the absence of hair)