They're Here - Boots Walker
Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars - "Weird Al" Yankovic
The Little Blue Man - Betty Johnson
Smelling Like Ed Asner - The Vestibules
Happy Noodle Vs. Sad Noodle (Goodbye, My 4-Track version) - Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club
Who Shot J.R.? - Gary Burbank w/ Band McNally
The Doctor Is In - Eric Westfall
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Hot Point, Warm Heart - Blake Hodgetts
Locked In The Closet With You - SuLu
Gay Boyfriend - The Hazzards
Don't Touch Me There - The Tubes
Snow - Howie Newman
We Couldn't Start The Tractor - Mylo Hatzenbuhler
Life - Fleet Street
Hair (excerpt) - James Rado, Gerome Ragni and Company (Original Broadway Cast)
Uneasy Rider - Charlie Daniels
Get A Haircut, Dad - The Austin Lounge Lizards
Turbo Nose Hair Clippers - Heywood Banks
The Hair Piece - George Carlin
Bang My Bald Spot - Eric Coleman
Combover - Marty Walsh & Lenny Boudreau
The Haircut Song - Ray Stevens
#5 Aliens Really Stink - UFO Phil
#4 Let's Blow Up The Tow Truck - Krypton
#3 Army Careers - The Frantics
#2 Inner Voice - Sudden Death f/ Worm Quartet
#1 Bulbous Bouffant - Radio Free Vestibule
next week: vegetables