The Jolly Green Giant - The Kingsmen
Vegetables (Smile version) - The Beach Boys
The Eggplant That Ate Chicago - Dr. West's Medicine Show & Junk Band
The Window - Trout Fishing In America
Springtime For Hitler - Mel Brooks
Snoopy Vs. The Red Baron - The Royal Guardsmen
Walk on the Kosher Side - Gefilte Joe & The Fish
They Don't Make Nun Names (Like That No More) - Tommy Sharp & The Sharptones
Demented News With Whimsical Will
This Is The House O.J. Built - The Capitol Steps
Morpheus - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Help! (brief excerpts) - The Beatles/Peter Sellers (The Master Singers)
King Tut - Steve Martin & The Toot Uncommons
Rats In My Trailer - The Amazing Delores
Earth Girls Are Easy - Julie Brown
The Ding Dong Song - Williams & Ree
Ding! Fries Are Done - Billy
Hambone - Red Saunders & His Orchestra
Peter Percival Patterson's Pet Pig Porky - The Monkees (with outro from the Dr. Demento Gooses Mother CD)
I Love Onions - Susan Christie
Beans In My Ears - The Serendipity Singers
Down With V.E.G. - The Amazing Onionheads
Hitler Was A Vegetarian - Joel Mabus
Carrot Juice Is Murder - The Arrogant Worms
Call Any Vegetable/Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin/Soft-Sell Conclusion - The Mothers Of Invention
#5 Microsoft Word - Paul Anderson
#4 She Left Me For A Destitute Quadriplegic Because Of The Good Sex - Mr. Zipp
#3 Date Rape - Sublime
#2 Lunchlady Land - Adam Sandler
#1 Life In The Slaw Lane - Kip Addotta
next week: the weather