Sex Now - Sean Morey
The Give Lindsay Lohan A Sammich Foundation - the great Luke Ski
Jennifer Lopez (I Want To Be Your Friend) - Raymond & Scum
I Was A Teenage Brain Surgeon - The Bobs
King Kong - Robert Lund
The King Kong (background/excerpt) - Red Nichols & His Orchestra
King Kong (Part 1) - The Jimmy Castor Bunch
Kong - Dickie Goodman
Kong (backwards excerpt) - Dickie Goodman
King Kong (Your Song) - Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara
Digging Machine - Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club
Death Cab For Cutie - Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band
Blind Melon Chitlin' - Cheech & Chong
Meat Cookies - Lolly
Fountains Of Wayne Hotline - Robbie Fulks
Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (That Cigarette) - Tex Williams & His Western Caravan
Smokin' In My Mom's Womb - Tim Cavanagh
We Love To Smoke - Patty & Selma (Julie Kavner, from The Simpsons)
Put Down Yr Cigarette Rag (edit) - Allen Ginsberg
Introducing Tobacco To Civilization - Bob Newhart
Sly Cigarette - Tiny Tim w/ Brave Combo
Nocturnal Stumblebutt - Loudon Wainwright III
Another Puff - Jerry Reed
With Men Who Know Tobacco Best (It's Women Two To One) - Tex Williams
#5 Dead Rockstars - Page The Village Idiot
#4 Jedi Mind Trick - Ethan Lipton
#3 Yoda - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#2 Let's Blow Up The Tow Truck - Krypton
#1 My Cat Is Afraid Of The Vacuum Cleaner - Power Salad
next week: Allan Sherman's son Robert