Uncle Jack Sez Relax - Charles Webb & Tom Bolton
Charliesomething - Eric Schwartz
A Million Little Pictures - Christine Lavin
Ode To Crayola - Lemon Demon
The History Of Rock - Tim Wilson
Mr. Joe Bangles - Loose Bruce Kerr
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Viva Liz Vargas - Barry Mitchell
February On The Prairies - Lorne Elliott
Stranded In The Jungle - The Cadets
This Is Ponderous - 2nu
OhMyGodImOnFire - Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club
The Valentine's Day Song - Moosebutter
Making Love In A Subaru - Damaskas
Our Hour (The Puppy Love Song) - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Love Poems: "To The Lovely Juanita Beasley" - Andy Griffith
Boogie - John Hartford
Buster Love For Mystic Moods - Darryl Rhoades
I Love You So (recitation of chorus only) - Dr. Demento
What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone (live) - Carla Ulbrich
One Of These Days - Pow! - Jackie Gleason
The Masochism Tango (live w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
Enter Cupid - Robert Lund
Lover's Portfolio (album excerpt; background only) - Jackie Gleason
#5 I Love You TiVo - the great Luke Ski
#4 Existential Blues - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus
#3 you were wrong cabinet sanchez - Worm Quartet
#2 Marvin I Love You - Marvin The Paranoid Android
#1 The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny - Lemon Demon
Lemon Demon - brief interview
(early instrumental) (background only) - Lemon Demon
next week: Presidential dementia