The Elements - Tom Lehrer
The Great Bell - Marty Feldman
Dentist! (single version) - Steve Martin (w/ Bill Murray)
I Bit William Shatner (remix) - Worm Quartet
Alien Jam - UFO Phil
The Kids Are Finally Asleep - Sue Fabisch
Destruction Of San Francisco - Prince's Military Band
Demented News With Whimsical Will [repeat from 7-20-03]
Barry Bonds Press Conference - Paul & Storm
Random Drug Testing - Cub Koda
Medley: How Dry I Am/Little Brown Jug/spoken - Ormly Gumfudgin
I Gotta Get A Fake I.D. - Barnes & Barnes w/ Friends
I Only Drink When I Parent - SexySexy Joe Lavelle
Chug-A-Lug - Roger Miller
I Like Beer - Tom T. Hall
Colorado Cool-Aid - Johnny Paycheck
Gentry's Gin - Doodles Weaver
Mirror - Foster Brooks
Rye Whiskey - Tex Ritter
Clink, Clink, Another Drink - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
10 Little Bottles - Johnny Bond
Hangover - Krypton
Wasn't That A Party - The Rovers
#5 Cocktails For Two - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
#4 I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me (Than A Frontal Lobotomy) - Randy Hanzlick, M.D. (Dr. Rock)
EXTRA: Football - Foster Brooks
#3 9 Coronas - John Mammoser
#2 Delicious! - Jim Backus & Friend
#1 The Scotsman - Bryan Bowers
America Drinks And Goes Home - The Mothers Of Invention
next week: show picked at random (D-Pod)