Pancreas - "Weird Al" Yankovic
The Intergalactic Laxative - Donovan
I Am An Astronaut - Ricky Wilde
Light My Fire - Lieutenant Solo
Everybody Loves Flintstones (Bedrock Women #12 And 35) - The Dan Orr Project
My Girl Has Three Legs - Damaskas
She Left Me For A Destitute Quadriplegic Because Of The Good Sex - Mr. Zipp
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Ring Of Fire - Lieutenant Solo
Ain't No U.F.O. Gonna Catch My Diesel - Joe Dolce
The Tale Of Raskolnikov And Marty McFly - Logan Whitehurst
Reign Of Error - Sudden Death
Wonderwall - Lieutenant Solo
Every Breath You Take (brief excerpt) - The Police
Polkarama! - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Who Stole The Kishka - Frank Yankovic & "Weird Al" Yankovic
Who Was The Lolo Who Stole My Pakalolo - Don Ho
St. George And The Dragonet - Stan Freberg
Mad Max Got Pulled Over By A Hebrew - Robert Lund
But Officer - Steve Allen
Support Your Local Police - Tom Mabe
Police Nabbed My Dad - Robert Lund
Remember Your Name And Address - Frank Luther
Little Fat Policeman - Sandpiper Singers
His Majesty The Policeman - Lord Buckley
Buzz The Fuzz - Biff Rose
Cops With Attitude - Harry Shearer
Czarnina Kid (Lincoln Ave.) - Mad Man Michaels
#5 Rock And Roll Doctor - Travesty, Ltd.
#4 Re: Your Brains - Jonathan Coulton
#3 Weasel Stomping Day - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Popoke Lolo (background/brief excerpt) - Jim "Kimo" West
#2 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV
#1 White & Nerdy - "Weird Al" Yankovic
next week: songs that make no point at all (nonsense songs through the years)