I Need A Vacation - Jim Backus
Leave Town - Loose Bruce Kerr
What It's Like In Japan - Logan Whitehurst
Istanbul (Not Constantinople) - They Might Be Giants
Than Ireland - Jellyside Downe
I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts - Freddy Martin & His Orchestra; Vocal refrain by Merv Griffin & The Ensemble
The Screamin' Meemies From Planet X - Merv Griffin
Music Business Lament - anonymous (probably Merv Griffin)
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Chocolate Rain - Russ Houghton
Space Invaders (brief excerpt) - Uncle Vic
No Smoking In The Boys' Room - Uncle Vic
Hungry Jack - Psycho Pat
You're A Hamburger - Radio Free Vestibule
Sea Of Grass - The Billy Nayer Show
Animal Square Dance - Emo Philips
The Circus Song - The Jim Kweskin Jug Band
Nellie The Elephant - Toy Dolls
My School Days - Stan Ross & his friends from the neighborhood
Charlie Brown - The Coasters
School Cafeteria (live on KMET, 11-11-79) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Golden Gridiron Boy - Randy Newman
Cheerleaders On Drugs - Uncle Bonsai
Fight Fiercely, Harvard (original studio version) - Tom Lehrer
Sophomoric Philosophy - Champaign College Drones
The Roommate Song - Bob Watts (from The Dan Orr Project)
Roommate from Hell - Henry Phillips
World's Worst Roommate - John Kruth
College Life (alternate take) - Billy Murray
Bright College Days (live) - Tom Lehrer
#5 Here I Am With President Romney - Robert Lund
#4 That Calls For A Wilhelm Scream - Possible Oscar
#3 Getting Old Sucks - Sudden Death
#2 Dementia Revolution - the great Luke Ski & MC Lars
#1 Anorexiac - Seamonkey f/ Devo Spice
next week: the funny side of work