Dial "1" For Help - The Royal Canadian Air Farce
The Last Blast Of The Blasted Bugler - Sonny Gianotta (w/ Phil Cammarata & Tommy Cardinale)
King Tut - Steve Martin & The Toot Uncommons
The Contra Rap - Rich Little
Spock Rap - Neural Paralyzers
Wake Me Up When This Math Class Ends - Project Sisyphus
Eye Of The Tiger (excerpt) - Munk Marvelous
The Culture Of Life - Cynthia Carle
Mommy, Mommy, Mommy - Sue Fabisch
You're Just A Child - Seán Cullen
Life's Gonna Suck - Denis Leary
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Summertime (excerpt) - Bill Clinton
Kashmiri Song (excerpt) - Rudolph Valentino
Twist And Shout (excerpt) - Mae West
(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction (excerpt) - Phyllis Diller
Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend - Marilyn Monroe
Teamwork (excerpt) - Ernie Banks
I Am The Greatest - Cassius Clay
Shoot Pass Slam (excerpt) - Shaquille O'Neal
Pencil Neck Geek (w/ epilogue) - Fred Blassie
Old Keith Richards - Paul & Storm f/ Pat Godwin
Beatle Rap - The Qworymen
Elvis Was A Narc - Pinkard & Bowden
Saggin' Guts - Old Kids On The Block
Demi Moore - Raymond & Scum
Virgin Madonna - Uncle Scotty & the Vocal Chords
Esther Madge Veronica Louise Ciccone Ritchie - Robert Lund
Oops, I Farted Again - The gang at Zthing.com
Britney's Bald As A Cue Ball But I'd Still Do Her - Carl Hatmaker
I Saw Janet Jackson's Boob - Benj Edwards
Slumber Party - Peter Leidy
Headline News - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Jennifer Lopez (I Want To Be Your Friend) - Raymond & Scum
Johnny Carson - The Beach Boys
Marty Feldman Eyes - Bruce "Baby Man" Baum
next week: St. Patrick's Day and the coming of spring (turning the show green)