Battlestar Rhapsody - the great Luke Ski
Knife Fight - Lemon Demon f/ Marty Allen
Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce
Laugh And Be Happy (excerpt) - Sheriff John
Laugh And Be Happy - Randy Newman
Are You Lonesome Tonight? (laughing version) - Elvis Presley
Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S. I Love You) - Chef (Isaac Hayes)
Lament For A Toy Factory - Dr. Steel
The Toy Box Ate My Brother - Sergio Wals
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Dysfunctional Breakfast - Phil Hartman [online version only]
Is Your Best Friend Choking On His Lunch? - Lenny & The Loopers [online version only]
Merchants' Lunch - The Red Clay Ramblers [online version only]
Dinner Rap - Whimsical Will [online version only]
Nashville Cats - The Lovin' Spoonful
Hello D.J. (bleeped version) - Don Bowman
A Few Words In Defense Of Our Country - Randy Newman
We've Been Through Some Crappy Times Before - Austin Lounge Lizards
Conjunction Junction - Jack Sheldon & Terry Morel
Girl (You Can Feed My Hamster) - Throwing Toasters
High School Gym - Barnes & Barnes w/ SuLu
School Cafeteria (live on KMET, 11-11-79) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Public School Lunch - Commodore Condello
Lunchlady Land - Adam Sandler
Fatal Beatings - Rowan Atkinson & Angus Deayton
One More Year (The College Song) - from College The Musical
That's What I Learned In College (edit) - The Hoosier Hot Shots
Sophomoric Philosophy - Champaign College Drones
College Life - Billy Murray
Bright College Days (live) - Tom Lehrer
next week: top ten time; Labor Day weekend (working)