Christmas Balls - Ben Light & His Surf Club Boys
Scruffy The Elf - Corey Doak
Blame The Elves - Moneyshot Cosmonauts
Santa's Shop - Mr. Zee (Andrew McKenzie)
White Christmas (3 O'Clock Weather Report) - Bobby The Poet f/ Steve Baron & Dennis Wholey - Bill Minkin Of The Hardly-Worthit Players
Bing Crosby's Dysfunctional Christmas - Greg "Eggman" Moore
Chiron Beta Prime - Jonathan Coulton
Gridlock Christmas - The Hollytones
Vincent The Christmas Virus - The Arrogant Worms
How Did This Thing Get In Me? - Mary & The Magi
The Very First Christmas - SpongeBob SquarePants
It Came Upon A Midnight Clear (background only) - Eban Schletter
Christmas Is Revolting (And so are the elves) - The Tuna Observatory
Christmas Cut-Up (2000) - Whimsical Will
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town (background only) - John Twomey
All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth) - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Christmas On Acid - Radio Free Vestibule
I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas - Yogi Yorgesson w/ The Johnny Duffy Trio
Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town - Joseph Spence
Dear Santa - Sean Morey
The Pretty Little Dolly - Mona Abboud
Christmas Greetings From Michael Jackson - Michael Jackson
Pantomime: Everywhere It's Christmas (excerpt) - The Beatles
Holy Shit, It's Christmas - Red Peters
Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire - Bob Rivers
Purple Reindeer - Steve Altman
Reindeer Doo - Will Jones & The Western Fringe
Swingin' Them Jingle Bells - Fats Waller
A Daddy's Christmas - Albert Brooks & Little Kristi
Wrappin' The Bear - Try 5 f/ Mike & Bud
Who Put The Gum In Santa's Whiskers (excerpt) - Little Susie
Santa Claus Must Be Stoned - Slant 6 & The Jumpstarts
Chinese Food On Christmas - Brandon Walker
Hardrock, Coco And Joe - anonymous
Look Around You (It's Christmas Time) - Bobby Goldsboro
Green Chri$tma$ - Stan Freberg
next week: the Funny 25
It's Christmas And I Wonder Where I Am - The Bob & Tom Band [Dudley Moron] [online version only]
Santa And The Touchables - Dickie Goodman [online version only]
I Want You For Christmas - Mae Questel [online version only]
Bah Humbug Song (Chipmunks Roasting) - Lauren Mayer [online version only]
Take Jesus Shopping - Mo Kekko [online version only]
The Cat And The Christmas Tree - Jay North [online version only]
An Old Fashioned Christmas - Linda Bennett [online version only]
The Christmas Shoes - Newsong [online version only]
The Christmas Thong - Robert Lund w/ Macy Lund [online version only]