What's In My Hotdog - Steve Goodie
Hot Cakes And Sausage - Ernie Kovacs
Dysfunctional Breakfast - Phil Hartman
(Breakfast With) Joe, The Love Potato - Duck Logic
Whiskey 'Fore Breakfast/Sailor's Bonnet - Mike Cross
Demented News With Whimsical Will
When Banana Skins Are Falling - Frankie Yankovic & His Yanks
Thorazine Shuffle - Modern Entertainment
Jimmy Durante - Wild Man Fischer
I Like People (The Friendly Song) - Jimmy Durante
Good Neighbor Award - "Everybody's Grandmother" - Bob & Ray
Flies - Three Bonzos & A Piano
I'm Rosie O'Donnell's Loofah - David Petete
Get A Load Of This - R. Crumb & His Cheap Suit Serenaders
Remington Electric Razor - Frank Zappa w/ Linda Ronstadt
Baby Let Me Bang Your Box - Part I - Doug Clark & The Nuts
A Cowboy Needs A Horse - Roy Rogers
Horses - Billy Jones
Mr. Ed - Tiny Tim & The Gloomchasers
Horse In Striped Pajamas - R. Stevie Moore
Horsey Keep Your Tail Up - Spike Jones
Horses Don't Bet On People - Kay Kyser & His Orchestra
William Tell Overture - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
The Horse Song - Todd Yohn
Gift Horse (excerpt) - Brad Montague
A Cowboy Needs A Horse - "Rhino Brothers"
#10 Fast Food - Stevens & Grdnic
#9 L. A. Dream - Henry Phillips
#8 Nothin' But A Geek Thang - Devo Spice f/ Worm Quartet
#7 The Smoke-Off - Shel Silverstein
#6 Horizontal Surfaces! - Sean Morey
#5 Cosmology, Your Futon, And You - The Amoeba People
#4 Street Meat (You Keep Tauntin' Me) - Mike Phirman
#3 The Ballad Of Irving - Frank Gallop
#2 You're An Old Lady (Who Used To Be Hot) - Flat 29
#1 Avada Kedavra - Steve Goodie w/ Nuclear Bubble Wrap
next week: "Let's Do It" plus other songs that say "let's do" all kinds of things
Bonus Tracks:
I Hear Horses - Norman Temple
A Horse, Of Course - Glen Hurlburt
How To Beat The Horses - Abbott & Costello
A Cowboy's Best Friend Is His Horse - George Goebel
Astrology Rap - Dr. Demento