She Sits Among The Cabbages And Peas - Neil Hamburger
When There's Tears In The Eyes Of A Potato - The Hoosier Hot Shots
#2 On You - Pork & The Havana Ducks
Boil The Kettle, Mother - The Id
Strange Things In My Soup - Allan Sherman
Make My Day - T.G. Sheppard w/ Clint Eastwood
Sorry Clint, Obama's Not There (The Good, The Bad, And The Invisible) - Power Salad
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Dork Whore - Dino-Mike
Big Bull Dozer - Larry The Cable Guy
Stink-Foot - Frank Zappa
Goodbye, Mr. Bond - Blotto
Celebrity Booze Endorser - Harry Shearer f/ Fountains Of Wayne
I Did It All For The Wookiee - Damn Nation
Jimmy Durante - Max Bygraves
Tempest (excerpt) - Bob Dylan
School Announcements - Bob & Doug McKenzie
Girl (You Can Feed My Hamster) - Throwing Toasters
My School Days - Stan Ross & his friends from the neighborhood
School Cafeteria (single version) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Lunchlady Land - Adam Sandler
High School Gym - Barnes & Barnes w/ Sulu
Sister Mary Elephant - Cheech & Chong
They Don't Make Nun Names (Like That No More) - Tommy Sharp & The Sharptones
Fatal Beatings - Rowan Atkinson & Angus Deayton
Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun - Julie Brown
Roger Boom - Lawrence Welk Presents Larry Hooper
Collegiate - The Revelers
That's What I Learned In College - The Hoosier Hot Shots
College: The Best 6 Weeks Of My Life - Emo Philips
I Hate My College Roommate - Those Crazy College Kids
Sophomoric Philosophy - Champaign College Drones
Five Minute University - Father Guido Sarducci
Bright College Days (live w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
The Old Payola Roll Blues - Stan Freberg
next week: the conclusion of our alcohol alphabet