Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass - The Arrogant Worms
Santa's Gonna Telecommute This Christmas - Power Salad
(I Wanna Go) Surfin' With Santa! - The Hollyberries
Flu Ride - Bob Rivers
Granny's Holiday Fruitcake - Granny
The 12 Days Of Yaksmas - Ren & Stimpy
Da Turdy Pointer's Christmas - Bananas at Large
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Let's Have A Scary Christmas - Greg Stomberg
Wreck The Malls - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp
Walking In An Icy Parking Lot - Roger's Yuletide Revue
Walkin 'Round In Women's Underwear - The Fifth Inversion/Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
Snowman - Rodney Carrington
You Ain't Gettin' Diddly Squat - Heywood Banks f/ The Heylettes
Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas - Jeff Foxworthy
It's The Most Miserable Time Of The Year - Loose Bruce Kerr
Blue Christmas - Seymour Swine & The Squeelers
The Chipmunk Song - The Chipmunks w/ The Music Of David Seville
Christmas at Ground Zero - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Christmas Time In Hell - Satan, The Dark Prince
Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire - Bob Rivers
The Christmas Song (background only) - Jim "Kimo" West
Rusty Chevrolet - Da Yoopers
Twelve Days Of Christmas - Bob & Doug McKenzie
Frosty The Dopeman - Marc Zydiak
Christmas In Jail - Asleep At The Wheel
Christmas Time (Is Here Again) (excerpt) - The Beatles
Daddy's Drinking Up Our Christmas - Commander Cody
Santa Bird-Dogged My Baby - The Fools
I Found The Brains Of Santa Claus - Jason & The Strap-Tones
O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp
I'm Walking Backwards For Christmas - The Goons
Please Bring Firefly Back For Christmas - Mikey Mason
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (original version) - Elmo & Patsy
The Twelve Days Of Christmas - Fay McKay
Father Christmas - The Kinks
Happy Xmas (War Is Over) - John & Yoko/The Plastic Ono Band w/ The Harlem Community Choir
Green Chri$tma$ - Stan Freberg
next week: a completely different collection of holiday hilarity
Bonus Track (Adults Only!):
Hey Santa Claus - Kevin Bloody Wilson