Merry Christmas Allah - Bob Rivers
North Pole TSA Screening - Eggman
The Twelve Pains Of Christmas - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp
I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas - Yogi Yorgesson w/ The Johnny Duffy Trio
I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas (brief excerpt of ending) - Yogi Yorgesson w/ The Johnny Duffy Trio
When Is Hanukkah This Year - Mêlée
Can I Interest You In Hanukkah? - Stephen Colbert & Jon Stewart
A Non-Denominational Christmas - The American Comedy Network
A Christmas/Kwanzaa/Solstice/Chanukah/Ramadan/Boxing Day Song - Christine Lavin & The Mistletones
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Snowman - Rodney Carrington
Christmas Balls - Ben Light & His Surf Club Boys
Nutcracker Suite (background only) - Michael Charles Smith
Chiller - Wally Wingert
Surfin' Santa - Lord Douglas Byron
An Axl Christmas - The Sponge Awareness Foundation
Jingle Bells (Laughing All The Way) - St. Nick (The Just For Laughs Players)
Santa Got Stuck In The Chimney - Jimmy Boyd
Bailout For Santa - Harry Shearer
Christmas In Las Vegas (2013) - Richard Cheese
Christmas At The Trailer Park - Antsy McClain & The Trailer Park Troubadours
Xerox Xmas Letter - Ray Stevens
Dear Santa - Sean Morey
I Want A Toy From China For Christmas - Barry Mitchell
Open Me First (edit) - Ogden Edsl
Nutcracker Suite (background only) - Michael Charles Smith
I Want You For Christmas - Mae Questel
The Chickens Are In The Chimes - Sascha Burland & The Skipjack Choir w/ Mason Adams
How Did This Thing Get In Me? - Mary & The Magi
I Want An Alien For Christmas - Fountains Of Wayne
I'm Gonna Spend My Christmas With A Dalek - The Go Go's
Purple Reindeer - Steve Altman
Swingin' Them Jingle Bells - Fats Waller
'Zat You, Santa Claus - Louis Armstrong & The Commanders
Be-Bop Santa Claus - Babs Gonzales
O Holy Night - Eric Cartman
Alleluia (excerpt) - cast of Chicago
We Wish You A Merry Christmas (background only) - Laffy (Kitty Stallings)
I'm Gonna Put Some Glue Around The Christmas Tree - Joel Grey
I Want Eddie Fisher For Christmas (edit) - Spike Jones & Solo by Linda Strangis & The St. Mary's Magdalen Choir
I Farted On Santa's Lap - The Little Stinkers
Grandpa Got Run Over By A Beer Truck - Da Yoopers
I Saw Daddy Cooking Santa Claus (excerpt) - Art Paul Schlosser
I Found The Brains Of Santa Claus - Jason & The Strap-Tones
I Let One Go Under The Mistletoe - Fred Frees
Santa Claus Has Got The AIDS This Year - Tiny Tim
A Visit From Saint Nicholas ('Twas The Night Before Christmas) - John Williams & The Boston Pops Orchestra f/ Robin Williams
next week: lots more hilarious holiday hits, including a nice stack of holiday songs