The Ballad of Gumby - Rick Schulman
Happy Boy - The Beat Farmers
White & Nerdy - "Weird Al" Yankovic
My Pink Half Of The Drainpipe - The Bonzo Dog Band
Spazz - The Elastik Band
The Knuckle Song - Barry & the Bookbinders
The Masochism Tango (orchestral version) (stereo mix) - Tom Lehrer
The Crusher - The Novas
Demented News With Whimsical Will
The Toke Monster - Venus
Marijuana Hell - Ron Nagle
The Mouse - Soupy Sales
Rats In My Room (Part I) - Joey & Danny
Alvin's All Star Chipmunk Band - The Chipmunks (Alvin, Simon & Theodore w/ David Seville)
Marvin - Christine Nelson
Marvin - Marvin The Paranoid Android
May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose - "Little" Jimmy Dickens
Take An Old Cold Tater (And Wait) - Little Jimmy Dickens
Television - Zeke Manners
Elly's Spring Song - Elly (Donna Douglas) & The Beverly Hillbillies Cast
Lady Lessons - Elly (Donna Douglas), Jane (Nancy Kulp) & The Beverly Hillbillies Cast
Critters - The Beverly Hillbillies (Entire Cast)
Money for Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Eat It - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Eat Too Much - Guns N' Moses
He Ate Too Many Jelly Donuts - Rick Dees & His Cast Of Idiots
Too Fat Polka - Frank Yankovic & Drew Carey
Fit Or Fat (excerpt with "Fat As I Am") - Bette Midler
Diet Song - Shel Silverstein
The Old Diet Blues - Glenn Super w/ Mark Sheffler & His Neurotic Blues Band
Down With V.E.G. - The Amazing Onionheads
You People Are Fat - The Frantics
My Wife Is On A Diet - Eddie Cantor
Cookies, Pie And Cake - Yogi Yorgesson w/ Johnny Duffy & The Scandahoovians
Housewives On Diet Pills - Skip Stephenson
The Drinking Man's Diet - Allan Sherman
The Virgin Diet (How To Have Fun Losing Weight) - Marc Gunn
Grapefruit Diet - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Dieting - Kip Addotta
Junk Food Junkie - Larry Groce
Fat Man's Prayer - Victor Buono
next week: one of our notorious random choice shows