Schooner Buffooner - Johnny Malibu '91
A Clean Song - Oscar Brand
She Grabbed My Coconuts - Barry & The Bookbinders
Coconut - Nilsson
Schlock Rod (Part 1) - Jan & Dean
Grandma Got Run Over By A Race Car - Jethro Pitts & The Hilljacks
Breaker 1-9 For A Tube of H - Randy Lubas
Hymn #694 - Free Hot Lunch!
Traffic Lights - Monty Python
Driving Through Chicago (early fade) - Terry Morgan & Randy Rutherford II
Cars And Driving (edit #3) - George Carlin
A Little Blue-Haired Lady - Ray Stevens
I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat - Mel Blanc
Big Cat - Moondog
Ev'rybody Wants To Be A Cat - Phil Harris (w/ Scatman Crothers)
The Cat Song - Joe & Sharon Keefe
Siamese Cat Song - Dave Stewart & Barbara Gaskin
Overflowing Cat Box Blues - Dr. Jane
Cat Handcuffs - Steve Martin
The Cat Came Back (edit/sped up) - John Greenway
Someday I'll Like Cats - Jim Terr
Working For The Japanese - Ray Stevens
Foreign Songs Literally Translated Into English (edit) - Ranger Rick
#5 The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati - Rose & The Arrangement
#4 Monster (remix) - Fred Schneider & The Shake Society
#3 Hey Robin! - Whimsical Will
#2 7-Eleven - Led Slurpee
#1 Earache My Eye Featuring Alice Bowie - Cheech & Chong
next week: take an airplane ride
NOTE: In the closing, Dr. D mentions a bit by John Mammoser that wasn't actually heard on the show. He had played "Schwarzenegger Vs. The Three Stooges" but that was edited out at the last minute and never heard on his show before or since.