Telephone Man - Meri Wilson
Cohen At The Telephone - Barney Bernard
First Baptist Bar & Grill - Tim Wilson
King Of Fuh - Brute Force
World War III - Dickie & Jon Goodman
Hair - The Cowsills
The Hair Piece - George Carlin
Duck Tail - Rudy "Tutti" Grayzell
Kookie, Kookie (Lend Me Your Comb) - Edward Byrnes & Connie Stevens
Quit Combin' Your Hair In The Kitchen - The Funnyboners
My Hair - Kate O'Neal
Bald Head - Roy Byrd & His Blues Jumpers
She's Goin' Bald - The Beach Boys
Hairless Sister - Grant & Elliott
Bonnie, Why'd You Cut My Hair - Bob Dylan
My Boyfriend Got A Beatle Haircut - Donna Lynn
Long Haired Lover From Liverpool - Little Jimmy Osmond w/ The Mike Curb Congregation
Back When My Hair Was Short - Gunhill Road
Uneasy Rider - Charlie Daniels
Prisoners Of Their Hairdos - Christine Lavin
If Your Hair's Too Long - The Glory Bugles a/k/a Ariel
My Hairy Back - Green Flem & The Nasty Maggots
I've Seen Pubic Hair - MacLean & MacLean
I'm Gonna Keep My Hair Parted - Washboard Sam & His Washboard Band
Harry The Hairy Ape - Ray Stevens
My Hair Had A Party Last Night - Trout Fishing In America
Randolph Got A Haircut - Kenny Young & The Eggplants
Donald Trump's Hair - Kacey Jones
Get A Haircut, Dad - The Austin Lounge Lizards
Almost Cut My Hair - Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
Haircut - Leon & The Dreamers
Bad Haircut - Wally Pleasant
The Haircut - Marvin Rainwater
A Man's Hair Is His Castle - Joe Giacoio
You Can't Judge A Book By Its Hair - The Credibility Gap
I Stole Captain Kirk's Toupee - Artie Barnes
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