Bonanza - Lorne Greene
Flip Side Flop - Wild
Girl On LSD - Tom Petty
I Can't Believe You're Mine (excerpt) - Sheb Wooley
The Beat Generation - Bob McFadden & Dor
Waterloo - Homer & Jethro
Forgive Me Darling (I Have Lied) (excerpt) - The Ran-Dells
King Of The Surf (excerpt) - The Trashmen
Dig - Nervous Norvus
Little George (Got The Hiccoughs) - Anita Bryant
Metal Man - Marvin The Paranoid Android
B-Side - Woodhead Monroe
Cable TV - "Weird Al" Yankovic
I've Got The Yes! We Have No Banana Blues - Ernest Hare
Hot Rod Race - Ramblin' Jimmie Dolan
Hot Rod Race No. 5 (The Kid In The Model "A") - Arkie Shibley And The Mountain Dew Boys
Hacker's Rap - Whimsical Will
Hacker's Rap Part Two: The Internut - Whimsical Will
Flying Saucer The 2nd - Buchanan & Goodman
I'm Gonna Procreate (unedited) - Worm Quartet
The Ballad Of Dr. Stopp - Worm Quartet
Dance Of The Hours - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Two Black Crows Part 2 - Moran & Mack
Turdy Point Buck II (Da Sequel) - Bananas At Large
The Touchables In Brooklyn - Dickie Goodman
Please Say Goodnight To The Guy, Irene - Ziggy Talent
Son Of The Mummy - Bob McFadden & Dor
Close The Door Richard (I Just Saw The Thing) - Burl Ives
Hello Walls (excerpt) - Faron Young
Hello Wall No. 2 - Ben Colder
Down On The Funny Farm (oy vey) - Josephine XIII
They're Coming To Get Me Again, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV
next week: the coming of spring; paint your speakers green (St. Patrick's Day)