Toot Toot Tootsie (Goodbye) - Mel Blanc
Summertime Blues - The Flying Lizards
Death And Baseball - Mal Sharpe
Dead Skunk - Loudon Wainwright III
His Majesty The Policeman - Lord Buckley
Little Fat Policeman - The Sandpiper Singers w/ Mitch Miller's Orchestra
The Policeman's Song - Danny Kaye
Gee, Officer Krupke! - from West Side Story original soundtrack recording
1-800 - Dog Police
Mr. Popeil - "Weird Al" Yankovic
The Old Sow Song - Cyril Smith w/ Rudy Vallee
Open The Door, Richard - Jack McVea & The All-Stars
Three Little Fishies (Itty Bitty Poo) - Kay Kyser & His Orchestra
Feudin' And Fightin' - Dorothy Shay
Cocktails For Two - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Bruces - Monty Python
The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be - Tom Lehrer
Three Mile Island - Pinkard & Bowden
Fat Man's Prayer - Victor Buono
Take An Old Cold Tater (And Wait) - Little Jimmy Dickens
Them Dog Kickers - Mason Williams
Dog Police - Dog Police
Three Blind Jellyfish - The Scaffold
I Gotta Get A Fake I.D. - Barnes & Barnes
The Sideboard Song - Chas & Dave
#5 The Scotsman - Bryan Bowers
#4 Pencil Neck Geek - Fred Blassie
#3 The Brady Bunch - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#2 Marvin I Love You - Marvin The Paranoid Android
#1 Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) - Allan Sherman
next week: auto songs/Great-Grandad's Funny Five