Hooray For Captain Spaulding - Groucho Marx
Wild Thing - Senator Bobby
Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend (edit) - Marilyn Monroe
Life Sucks, Then You Die - The Fools
It's My Nose's Birthday - Jimmy Durante
Safari - Peter Alsop
Apartheid Lovers - Wally Wingert
Pasties And A G-String - Tom Waits
Interview with Tom Waits from 1977
Cemetery Polka - Tom Waits
The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me) - Tom Waits
Clink, Clink, Another Drink - Spike Jones & His City Slickers [w/ Mel Blanc]
Downtown Downers Grove - Emo Philips
Downtown - Mrs. Miller
The Flying Saucer - Buchanan & Goodman
Take An Indian To Lunch This Week (Pilgrim's Progress)/ - Stan Freberg
Under The Double Turkey (The Thanksgiving Story) - Stan Freberg
Turkey Day Blues - The Gator Kicks Band
Chiller - Wally Wingert
The Equipment-Check Song - Dan Murphy
Super Skier - Dan Murphy
Ice/Dog Stay - Steven Wright
Things Happen To Me - Jackie Vernon
#5 Buc-Wheet Toupee - Guy Black & The Beautiful Choir
#4 Dare To Be Stupid - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#3 Boogie In Your Butt - Eddie Murphy
#2 Existential Blues (edit) - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus
#1 I Hate When That Happens - Billy Crystal & Christopher Guest
next week: fun & games; profile of Ray Stevens