The Rodeo Song - Showdown
Big Ten-Inch Record - Bull Moose Jackson
Anything Goes - Harper's Bizarre
Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
Cement Mixer - Slim Gaillard
Hot Man - Johnny Cougar
KMET rotation song: Lonely Ol' Night - John Cougar Mellencamp
Downtown - Mrs. Miller
Actors & Athletes Medley - Joan Crawford/Rudolph Valentino/Scott Baio/Wilt Chamberlain/Ernie Banks/Ron Cey
Musical Snuff Box - Florence Foster Jenkins
I'm Surfin' - George W. Husak
Can I Pawn My Teeth To You - Roy Esser
The ABC's Of Dead Russian Leaders - Tim Cavanagh
I Wanna Kiss Her - Tim Cavanagh
The Demento Wars:
A California Kind Of Guy - Scott California
Orange County - Keith Harman
Big Bear Lake - Mel Blanc
The Sun And The Beach - Meyer & Drake
Pico And Sepulveda - Felix Figueroa
KMET rotation song: Would I Lie To You? - Eurythmics
#5 Like A Surgeon - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#4 El Monte - Llyn Foulkes & The Rubber Band (?)
#3 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
#2 Just A Big Ego - Bob & Zip
KMET rotation song: ?? No Lookin' Back - Michael McDonald ??
#1 Candy Rapper - Bird & MacDonald