Dead Skunk - Loudon Wainwright III
Lost In The Ozone - Commander Cody
It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman
Bop - Weird & Musical
Last Will And Temperament - The Frantics
Discovery Of The Week: Mayberry Beret - Zot Theater
KMET rotation song: Diana - Bryan Adams
San Fernando Valley (w/ intro) - Bing Crosby
San Fernando Valley Blues - Curt Barrett
Sepulveda - King's Jesters
Psychopathic Sally - Chuck Cabot
Valley Girl - Frank & Moon Zappa
Computer says "94-7 KMET"
Poem: A Prayer For A Novelty Record - written by Cindy Hadex (Redland, CA); read by Dr. Demento
Do Bears - Rowan Atkinson
Amazin' Man - John Bird (as Idi Amin)
V.D. Got To Idi - Reggie Knighton
Antique Of The Week: Abdul Abulbul Amir - Frank Crumit (1927)
KMET rotation song: The Man With The Horn - Phil Collins
#5 You Look Marvelous - Billy Crystal
#4 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV
#3 The Ballad Of Irving - Frank Gallop
#2 Pencil Neck Geek - Fred Blassie
KMET rotation song: Fortress Around Your Heart - Sting
#1 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes