The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - November 3, 1985 (9p-11p)

Fast Food - Stevens & Grdnic
Ice/Dog Stay (edit) - Steven Wright
Happy Birthday (album version) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Life Sucks...Then You Die - The Fools
I'm My Own Grandpa - Lonzo & Oscar
Those Two Dreadful Children - Cruella De Ville

Dear Abby - John Prine
My Childhood, Yes - Emo Philips
The Blob - The Five Blobs
Old Weird Harold - Bill Cosby

Land Of 1000 Dances - The Wrestlers
Wrestlers Just Wanna Butt Heads - Shell Shock Shannon & The Hollywood Manglers
I Love Lucy - Desi Arnaz
Felix The Cat theme - original TV soundtrack
The Bumblebee Invaded A Nudist Colony - Billy Mitchell

That's Why They Call It Rock And Roll - Scott Pettersen
Apartheid Lover - Wally Wingert

The Vatican Rag - Tom Lehrer
Everybody Wants A Little Bit Of Everybody Else's Everything - David Ruka
Tongue-Twister Twist - Whimsical Will
Ain't We Crazy - Haywire Mac
The Doctor Is In - Eric Westfall
Anniversary Song - Barnes & Barnes w/ "Weird Al" Yankovic

#5 Der Fuehrer's Face - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
#4 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
#3 Dare To Be Stupid - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#2 Marvin I Love You - Marvin The Paranoid Android
#1 Wet Dream - Kip Addotta
EXTRA: Funny Butt - Dr. Gonzo [most likely played earlier]
EXTRA: Smokin' (Empty, Try Another) - Joni Mitchell [most likely played earlier]