Toast - Street Band
Ballad of Walter Wart (Brrriggett) - The Thorndike Pickledish Choir
John And Marsha - Stan Freberg
Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Lost in the Ozone Again - Commander Cody & His Lost Planet Airmen
Fifteen Beers Ago - Ben Colder
Gitarzan - Ray Stevens
The Ballad of Walter Wart, flip side - The Thorndike Pickledish Choir
'Cause I'm A Blond - Julie Brown
I'm A Nerd - Mad-Dog Mark
I Hate When That Happens - Billy Crystal with Christopher Guest
The Cockfight - Archie Campbell
The Funky Gibbon - The Goodies
Cyclops - David Little
My Girl's A Vegetable - Huey Armstrong & The Bunsen Burners
I Feel Like An Onion Ring - ?Syntax Error
I'm A Boinger - Billy & The Boingers
Open The Door, Richard - Jack McVea & His All-Stars
Dave - Cheech and Chong
Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent - Jef Jaisun
Never Bite a Married Woman on the Thigh - Shel Silverstein
Serutan Yob (A Song For Backward Boys And Girls Under 40) - Red Ingle & The Unnatural Seven
Animal Square Dance - Emo Philips
My Name Is Larry - Wild Man Fischer
#5 Wet Dream - Kip Addotta
#4 Shaving Cream - Dr. Demento
#3 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV
#2 Ti Kwan Leep/Boot to the Head - The Frantics
AUDIO TORTURE CHAMBER: The Air Battle (excerpt) - Sanford and Herman Hertz
#1 I Want Your Sox - The Iceman
Next Week: Halloween, Part I