Elmer Fudd Sings Bruce Springsteen ("Fire") - Robin Williams
The Laughing Gnome - David Bowie
Once - Mitch Friedman
Another One Rides The Bus - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Where The Hell Is Bill - Camper Van Beethoven
The Fruit Song - Martin Mull
30,000 Pounds Of Bananas - Harry Chapin
I Hold Your Hand In Mine - Tom Lehrer
Your Feet's Too Big - Fats Waller
Teenage Lobotomy - The Ramones
Deteriorata - National Lampoon
CPA - The Pretensions
H & R Crock - John Mammoser
I Paid My Income Tax Today - Danny Kaye
Six Jerks In A Jeep - The Andrews Sisters
So Long, Mom (A Song For World War III) - Tom Lehrer
I'm Not Home Right Now - Cheech & Chong
Alvin For President - David Seville & The Chipmunks
Elvis Presley For President - Lou Monte
Ringo For President - Rolf Harris
High Hopes With Jack Kennedy - Frank Sinatra
We'll Ride With Nixon (excerpt) - unknown
Keep Cool With Coolidge - from Sing Along With Millard Fillmore
Sophie Tucker For President - Sophie Tucker
Louis Jordan For President - Louis Jordan
Miss Piggy For President (excerpt) - The Cincinnati Dancing Pigs
Snoopy For President (excerpt) - The Royal Guardsmen
Pooh For President (excerpt) - Larry Groce w/ Sterling Holiday
Two Cows - Pat Paulsen
Get Out And Vote - Johnny Standley
#5 The Way You Make Me Squeal - Bud LaTour
#4 Elvis Is Everywhere (album version) - Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper
#3 Existential Blues - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus
#2 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV
#1 Contra Rap - Rich Little
next week: horse races