Rudolph The Brown Nose Reindeer - Rudy & The Reindeer
I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas (Hippo The Hero) - Gayla Peevey
I Want To Spend Christmas With Elvis - Debbie Dabney
A Message From The King - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp
Stallone Again, Naturally ('90) - Barry Mitchell
Witch Doctor - David Seville
Soba Song - 3 Mustaphas 3
Japanese Banana - David Seville & The Chipmunks
I Just Wanna Stay Home From School - Laszlo & Gary
Here Comes The Judge - Pigmeat Markham
Saddam Is A Weenie - "Sunny Day" Maxwell
Mail Me Home For Christmas - Mark Opatik
Help Me Make It Through The Night - Ray Stevens
Steven Wright bits from "Comic Relief '90"
2 Hot 4 U Part 2 - Barry & The Bookbinders
The Wimpiest White Man In The World - Gerry House
I'm A Wimp - Steve Dahl
Camelot - Monty Python
On The Good Ship Lollipop - Shirley Temple
Mean Green Mother From Outerspace - Levi Stubbs
Lydia The Tattooed Lady - Groucho Marx
Sweet Transvestite - Tim Curry (w/ audience)
Shock Treatment - Richard O'Brien
Gee, Officer Krupke! - from West Side Story original soundtrack recording
That's What I Want For Christmas - Shirley Temple
You Ain't Gettin' Diddly Squat - Heywood Banks f/ The Heylettes
Spam - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#5 Shaving Cream - Dr. Demento
#4 Timothy - The Buoys
#3 The Scotsman - Bryan Bowers
#2 Gilligan's Island (Stairway) - Little Roger & The Goosebumps
#1 Dead Puppies - The Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
next week: Dr. D's ski party