May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose - "Little" Jimmy Dickens
Don't Put Back The Fuse - Emo Philips
Fooba Wooba John - Ken Bloom
Beer Gut - Da Yoopers
Too Fat Polka (I Don't Want Her) (You Can Have Her) (She's Too Fat For Me) - Arthur Godfrey
You Look Marvelous - Billy Crystal
LubaSonic - Randy Lubas
Cow Patti - Jim Stafford
Mountains Of Montana - Milo Tremley
Get A Load Of This - R. Crumb & His Cheap Suit Serenaders
Taco Sauce On The Mild Side - Laszlo & Gary
Midnight Star - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Weekly World News - Hadji
Martin Hop - The Ran-Dells
Rock Lobster - The B-52's
Dance Of The Hours - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
I Ain't Hep To That Step, But I Can Dig It - Fred Astaire w/ Perry Botkin's Orchestra [Spike Jones on drums]
Der Fuehrer's Face - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
You're A Sap, Mr. Jap - Spike Jones
Cocktails For Two - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Liebestraum - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Ugga Ugga Boo Ugga Boo Boo Ugga - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Help Me Make It Through The Night - Ray Stevens
Un-Easy Rider - The Charlie Daniels Band
#5 Car Phone - Sheeler & Sheeler
#4 Yoda - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#3 The Ballad Of Irving - Frank Gallop
#2 Kick Ass USA - Milo Tremley
#1 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
next week: money