The Thing - Phil Harris
Gimme Dat Ding - The Pipkins
First Drink - Lorne Elliott
Hangover - Krypton
Let's Get Small - Steve Martin
Short People - Randy Newman
Tall People - Wee Willie Small & The Little Band
Obese Man - The Ladmo Trio
Pizza In My Shorts - Da Yoopers
When I Was A Lad - Allan Sherman
My Daddy Is President - Little Jo
Chicken Fat - Robert Preston
Exercise Till You Die - Stevens & Grdnic
I'm A Ghost - Anonymous
Freeze Dried Fido - Joe Keefe
Three-Legged Man - Ray Stevens
My Girl Has Three Legs - Damaskas
Stacy Brown's Got Two - Shel Silverstein
The Speck - Larry Verne
Rock 'N Roll Classroom - The Conception Corporation
School Cafeteria - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Mike Tyson As A Substitute Teacher - Sinbad
Fatal Beatings - Rowan Atkinson & Angus Deayton
Smokin' In The Boy's Room - Brownsville Station
College Life - Billy Murray
Bright College Days - Tom Lehrer
How Could You Believe Me... - Fred Astaire & Jane Powell
#5 Car Phone - Sheeler & Sheeler
#4 Sister Mary Elephant - Cheech & Chong
#3 Domino Death - Tom Smith
#2 Squirrels - The Beastly Boys
EXTRA: I'm A Nut - Leroy Pullins
#1 Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun - Julie Brown