#25 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV
#24 Doctorin' The Tardis (demented mix) - The Timelords
#23 Squirrels - The Beastly Boys
#22 Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
EXTRA: O Christmas Tree (edit) - Bah Humbug
#21 Last Will And Temperament - The Frantics
#20 Puka - Bud LaTour w/ Scott Childers
#19 The Ballad Of Irving ("10 gallon" version) - Frank Gallop
#18 Polka Dot Undies - Bowser & Blue
#17 I Think I'm A Clone Now - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#16 The Way You Make Me Squeel (original mix) - Bud LaTour
#15 Lasagna - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#14 Elvis Is Everywhere (album version) - Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper
#13 Wet Dream - Kip Addotta
#12 My Girlfriend Is Inflatable - John Mammoser
#11 Existential Blues - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus
#10 9 Coronas - John Mammoser
#9 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
#8 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
#7 Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun - Julie Brown
#6 Spock Rap - Neural Paralyzers
#5 A Nightmare On My Street - D.J. Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
#4 Ti Kwan Leep/Boot To The Head - The Frantics
#3 The Contra Rap - Rich Little
#2 Star Trekkin' - The Firm
#1 Fat - "Weird Al" Yankovic
next week: hair
in two weeks: Ronald Reagan retrospective and farewell