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The Dr. Demento Show #03-14 - April 6, 2003

Special Topic: cigarettes

Take Me Out To The Ball Game - Mike Ditka
A Dying Cub Fan's Last Request - Steve Goodman
Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) - Allan Sherman
Pissin' Outside - Billy Jonas

Stealing Like A Hobbit - the great Luke Ski
Demented News With Whimsical Will

Dead Skunk - Loudon Wainwright III
U-Stink-But-I-Love-U - Billy & The Boingers
How Long Are You Staying (excerpt) - Bill Joy
The Duck Egg Walk (excerpt) - Milford Perkins
Do You Know The Difference Between Big Wood And Brush (excerpt) - Gary Roberts & The Satellites
Great Green Gobs - Penn Jillette

Wolf Creek Pass - C.W. McCall
Antiquin' - National Lampoon
Entering Marion - John Forster

Five Minute Love Affair - Johnny Bond
A Cigarette, Sweet Music And You - Fred Waring & His Pennsylvanians
Smoking - Steve Martin
Cigareetes, Whuskey, And Wild, Wild Women - Red Ingle & The Natural Seven
Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (That Cigarette) - Tex Williams & His Western Caravan
Smoke Rings (excerpt) - Les Paul & Mary Ford
Cigarette Blues - Bo Carter

Smokin' In The Boy's Room - Brownsville Station
Nocturnal Stumblebutt - Loudon Wainwright III
Tobacco Is An Indian Weed - Ed McCurdy
Smoke Rings (excerpt) - Les Paul & Mary Ford
Another Puff - Jerry Reed

#5 Ikey And Mikey - Benny Bell
#4 Morris The Moose - Lorne Elliott

#3 Demi Moore - Raymond & Scum
#2 Grope Me Gently, Airport Security Guard - Larry Weaver

#1 Kick Ass USA - Milo Tremley
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