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The Dr. Demento Show #03-38 - September 21, 2003

Special Topic: college (including football); the winner of the Maim That Tune Contest at WLVQ (Columbus, OH)

Let It All Hang Out - The Hombres
Dog With Plastic Stomach - The Yuh-uh-uh-uhs
Amoeba Hop (live) - Christine Lavin
Why Couldn't We Blow Up Saddam? - Austin Lounge Lizards
United States Of Whatever - Liam Lynch

Earache My Eye Featuring Alice Bowie - Cheech & Chong
The Rodeo Song - Showdown
Demented News With Whimsical Will

A. M. Suicide - Ookla The Mok
My Uncle Used To Love Me But She Died - Roger Miller
Singer-Songwriter Hell - Mark Stepakoff

Morris The Moose - Lorne Elliott
Burpin' The Worm - Tracy Brown w/ The Dan Orr Project
Bicycle Seat - Max Splodge

College Life (alternate take) (edit) - Billy Murray
Bright College Days (live) - Tom Lehrer
That's What I Learned In College (edit) - The Hoosier Hot Shots
Sophomoric Philosophy - Champaign College Drones
Roommate From Hell - Henry Phillips
World's Worst Roommate - John Kruth

Fight Fiercely, Harvard (original studio version) - Tom Lehrer
The Day Of The Game (excerpt) - Peerless Quartet
Ten Minute University: Football - John Moschitta
New Horizons In Music Appreciation - Beethoven's Fifth Symphony - Prof. Peter Schickele & Robert Dennis

#5 Happy Noodle Vs. Sad Noodle (Goodbye, My 4-Track version) - Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club
#4 Ozzman - Sudden Death f/ the great Luke Ski

#3 Everything I Do (I Do With William Shatner) - Warp 11
#2 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV

#1 Teeth Clenched - Tony Goldmark
next week: criminals