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The Dr. Demento Show #04-04 - January 25, 2004

Special Topic: dieting

'Cause I'm A Blonde - Julie Brown
Prosthetic Brain - Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club
There's A New Sound - Tony Burrello
Oops, I Farted Again - The gang at

The French Toast Man - Fred Lane & The Hittite Hot Shots
Because We Can - Sandy Andina
The Martian March (original version) - The Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band
Demented News With Whimsical Will

My Ring - Moist Biscuits
The Ballad Of Optimus Prime - the great Luke Ski w/ the Nick Atoms

Your Thong - Eric D. Snider
Fit Or Fat (excerpt with "Fat As I Am") - Bette Midler
Junk Food Junkie - Larry Groce
He Ate Too Many Jelly Donuts - Rick Dees & His Cast Of Idiots
Cookies, Pie And Cake - Yogi Yorgesson w/ Johnny Duffy & The Scandahoovians

Diet Song - Shel Silverstein
Grapefruit Diet - "Weird Al" Yankovic
You People Are Fat (edit at end) - The Frantics
The Drinking Man's Diet - Allan Sherman

Skinny Woman - Steve Goodie
Too Fat Polka - Frank Yankovic & Drew Carey
Huggin' And A-Chalkin' - Bob Scobey's Frisco Band f/ Clancy Hayes
You Can Eat Dog Food - Austin Lounge Lizards
Fat Man's Prayer - Victor Buono

#5 Great Idea For A Song - Worm Quartet
#4 F. People - Ookla The Mok

#3 She's Got A Tongue Like A Kodiak Bear - Bill Frenzer
#2 Tribal Council - Ryan Hopak & The Happy Chinchillas f/ Timothy Mank

#1 Viagra In The Waters - Camille West
next week: past Grammy winners in the comedy categories, plus the nominees for this year