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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - March 4, 1973 (6p-9:30p)

Special Topic: Waring's Pennsylvanians featured artist
NOTE: The show stopped half an hour earlier than normal tonight due to a concert broadcast (Ballin' Jack & Azteca) starting at 9:30pm.

Christopher Columbus - Fats Waller
Doggie In The Window (w/ spoken intro) - Bob Merrill
Arfie, The Doggie In The Window (excerpt) - Patti Page
My Dog Has Fleas - Martha Tilton
Redback On The Toilet Seat - Slim Newton
Monster Mash - Bobby (Boris) Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers

Hymn For A Sunday Eve. - Bye Bye Birdie Original Cast
Where Did Robinson Crusoe Go - Al Jolson
Open The Door Richard - Jack McVea

Go To The Mardi Gras - Professor Longhair
Riders In The Sky - Scatman Crothers
The Blob - The Five Blobs
The Little Black Egg - The Nightcrawlers

The Humphrey Bogart Rhumba - Freddy Martin
Big Movie Show In The Sky - Blue Barron
The Air Battle - Sanford Hertz
Cemetery Blues - Bessie Smith

Collegiate/Freshie (edit)/Bolshevik (excerpt)/Where Do You Work-a John (long excerpt)/I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For Ice Cream (excerpt)/Wobaly Walk (excerpt)/Red Hot Chicago (long excerpt)/The Old Man Of The Mountain (excerpt) - Waring's Pennsylvanians

Marie - Tommy Dorsey's Orchestra f/ Jack Leonard
The Old Payola Roll Blues (Part 1) - Stan Freberg
The Old Payola Roll Blues (Part 2) - Stan Freberg
A Hard Day's Night (live) (excerpt) - Ella Fitzgerald
Get Ready (excerpt) - Ella Fitzgerald
Laura - Spike Jones & His Other Orchestra

Timtayshun - Red Ingle & The Natural Seven
Cocktails For Two - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Tying A Knot In The Devil's Tail - Powder River Jack/Kitty Lee
Paralyzed - Legendary Stardust Cowboy
Java Jive - The Ink Spots

Here's A Little Girl From Jacksonville - Blue Lu Barker
I Lift Up My Finger And I Say Tweet Tweet - Leslie Sarony w/ The Jack Hylton Orchestra
Oh Mr. Mitchell - Clara Smith
The Man With The Weird Beard - Arthur Godfrey

Mrs. Pettibone (1940s version) - Dwight Fiske
Alexander's Ragtime Band - Collins & Harlan
Friendship - T. Dorsey Family
Girls Were Made To Take Care Of Boys - Rose Murphy

Everybody Wants My Fanny - Benny Bell
Wet Dream - Max Romeo
Je T'Aime (Moi Non Plus) - Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg
How Ya Gonna Keep 'Em Down On The Farm - Eddie Cantor

If You're A Viper - Rosetta Howard
Chicken Song - Hendra & Ullett
Ya Wanna Buy A Bunny - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Peter Rabbit - Barry Weaver

Such A Night - Johnnie Ray
Practice Darling Practice - Red Buttons/Molly Goldberg
Hey Liberace - Charlie Adams

Wreck Of The Old 97 - Vernon Dalhart
The 11:69 Express - Fred Duprez
Nightmare Song - Danny Kaye
She's Goin' Bald - The Beach Boys
Pleading Blues - Norfolk Jazz Quartet
Jock-A-Mo - Sugar Boy & The Canecutters
Baby Let Me Bang Your Box - Doug Clark & The Nuts

Old Original Kokomo Blues - Kokomo Arnold
Sarah Jane - Jazz Gillum
I'll Kill Your Soul (And Dare Your Spirit To Move) - Tampa Red
Big Ten-Inch Record - Bull "Moose" Jackson
What, Me Worry - Alfred E. Neuman
next week: Cab Calloway featured artist; your most requested songs, the top five

NOTE: At this point the pre-taped concert started, but Dr. D was still in the studio. Around 10pm, the second tape for the concert hadn't arrived yet, so he played some "normal" music including at least:
Stone Free - Jimi Hendrix
I Can't Be Satisfied - The Rolling Stones
Frankenstein - Edgar Winter Group