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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - November 25, 1973 (6p-10p)

Pancho Lopez - Lalo Guerrero
Big Rock Candy Mountains - Haywire Mac
steam train sounds
Rock Island Line - Lonnie Donegan
Home In Pasadena - Al Jolson
Chula Vista - Possum/Rose & The Arrangement

What's New At The Zoo - Mel Torme/Margaret Whiting
Straighten Up And Fly Right - DeJohn Sisters
Witch Doctor - David Seville
Captain Equinox - Firesign Theatre
Captain Hideous - Red Blanchard

Smog Gets In Your Eyes - Allan Sherman
Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb - Allan Sherman
Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) - Allan Sherman
Pop Hates The Beatles - Allan Sherman
The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas (single version) - Allan Sherman

Daffy Duck's Rhapsody - Mel Blanc
Sam's Big Night - Correll & Gosden
Hippity Hop - Allen & Grier
The Morning After - Correll & Gosden

Boobs A Lot - Fugs
Smut (w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
We're Very Fussy On The Radio - anonymous
Cigareetes, Whuskey And Wild, Wild Women - Red Ingle & His Natural Seven

Zum-Zum-Zumelweiss - anonymous
Beer Barrel Polka - Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band
Hip Hip Hooray For Neville Chamberlin - Ian Whitcomb
Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy - Roto Rooter/Agnew Sisters
I'm A Cranky Old Yank In A Clanky Old Tank (w/ intro) - Bing Crosby
Hong Kong Blues - Hoagy Carmichael
CONTEST: Who did this Armenian-styled instrumental on the B-side of one of his hit novelty records? Correct answer wins a copy autographed by Dr. Demento. (Answer: David Seville a/k/a Ross Bagdasarian)
Flip Side - David Seville

Yes Flo (The Gal Who Never Says No) - Edith Clifford
Cuban Pete - Desi Arnaz
Holiday For Strings (excerpt) - David Rose
Holiday For Strings - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Yes Flo (last stanza) - Edith Clifford

In An 18th Century Drawing Room - Raymond Scott
Reefer Man - Cab Calloway & His Orchestra
I Need Lovin' - Blanche Calloway
Primitive Love - Tom Reeves

Boobs A Lot (unreleased early version) - The Holy Modal Rounders
The Biggest Kanakas In Hawaii - The Three Old Roosters
Little Red Riding Hood - Al Jazzbo Collins
The Fang - Nervous Norvus

Naughty Lola - Marlene Dietrich
Borneo - Jim Kweskin jug band
By The Beautiful Sea - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Saturday Night At The Salvation Army - Oily Skarf Wino Band

Let Yourself Go - Fred Astaire
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polkadot Bikini - Bryan Hyland
I'm Popeye The Sailor Man - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
At The Codfish Ball - Shirley Temple
Hooray For Captain Spaulding - Groucho Marx

The Martins And The Coys - Ted Weems/Elmo Tanner
Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport - Rolf Harris
Little Sacka Sugar - The Smothers Brothers
The Grunt Song - Cliffie Stone

Boobs A Lot (album version) - The Holy Modal Rounders
Christmas Balls - Ben Light & His Surf Club Boys
Cocktails For Two - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Rutabaga Boogie - Paul Shelasky & His Musical Zombies

Hello D.J. - Don Bowman
When I'm Cleaning Windows (later version) - George Formby

#10 Queer Things Are Happening - Ruth Wallis
EXTRA: Desiderata (excerpt) - Les Crane
#9 Deteriorata - National Lampoon
#8 The Battle Of Kookamonga - Homer & Jethro
#7 Je T'Aime...Moi Non Plus - Jake Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg

#6 A Clean Song - Oscar Brand
#5 Big Bruce - Steve Greenberg
#4 Shaving Cream - Paul Wynn
#3 Davy's Dinghy - Ruth Wallis

#2 Dragnet Goes To Kindergarten - Ricky Vera
#1 The Ballad Of Ben Gay - Ben Gay & The Silly Savages [started at 33 1/3 rpm instead of 45 rpm]
CLOSING: Rubber Bullets - 10cc