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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - February 3, 1974 (6p-10p)

NOTE: Tonight was the first time the Jon Schwartz version of "Pico And Sepulveda" (second prize winner in a contest the year before) was used as the opening and closing theme of the show. It was used for 5 months, then replaced in July with the Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band recording that still opens the show today.
NOTE: This was also aired as The Dr. Demento Show #74-2 (KZOK) - February 10, 1974, with perhaps a few song changes.
Poisoning Pigeons In The Park (orchestral version) - Tom Lehrer

Loving You Has Made Me Bananas - Guy Marks
A Drop Of The Hard Stuff - Peter Sellers
The Drunkard Song - Rudy Vallee

What, Me Worry - Alfred E. Neuman & His Furschluggener Five
Rubber Duckie - Ernie (Jim Henson)
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour On The Bed Post Over Night - Lonnie Donegan
Ice Cubes And Beer - Ray Budzilek & Boys In The Band

Cocaine Habit - Memphis Jug Band
White Christmas - Bobby The Poet
News Of The World - Cliff Nazarro
Poor Old Rover - Kevin Gershin(?)
Shrimpenstein theme
The Mummy - Bob McFadden & Dor

Cigareetes, Whuskey And Wild, Wild Women - Red Ingle
Who Put The Benzedrine In Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine - Harry "The Hipster" Gibson
Dr. Hackenbush - Groucho Marx
Mr. Gallagher And Mr. Shean (Part 2) - Ed Gallagher & Al Shean
Grunt Song - Cliffie Stone & His Barn Dance Orchestra
Chicken Song (Mommy Doesn't Live Here Anymore) - Tony & Nic & Their Highly Trained Dancing Chickens

Dr. Demento Theme - The Persuasions
Bumble Bee Invaded - Billy Mitchell
Big Bruce (w/ intro) - Country Gentlemen
Oh, Johnny, Oh Johnny, Oh - Orrin Tucker/Bonnie Backer
Oh My Operation - Jack Lynch

Cookies, Pie And Cake - Yogi Yorgesson
Blue Tail Fly - Burl Ives
The Tail Of The Comet Kohoutek - Burl Ives
Martian March - The Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band

The Battle Of New Orleans - Jimmie Driftwood
Through Thick And Thin - Vinegaroons
The Eighth Wonder Of The World - Larry Storch
Wally Ballou Visits A Glass Fruit Factory - Bob & Ray

Ti-pi-tin - Andrews Sisters
Mildred, Our Choir Director - Rollo & Bolliver
I Love To Go To Funerals - The Funny Boners
A Dying Business - Mitchell Trio
Hold Tight - Fats Waller
Hyena Baby - Allen & Grier

On Top Of Spaghetti - Tom Glazer
The Masochism Tango (orchestral version) - Tom Lehrer
The Last Blast Of The Blasted Bugler - Sonny Gianotti & co.
On Top Of A Pizza - Dick Biondi

Beep Beep - The Playmates
He'd Have To Get Under, Get Out And Get Under - Billy Murray
The Cockroach Stomp - Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan
Redback On The Toilet Seat - Slim Newton

Daffy Duck's Rhapsody - Mel Blanc
Prison Interior Decorator - Irving Taylor
Deep Purple - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley

I'm Going To Give It To Mary, With Love - Cliff Edwards (Ukulele Ike)
Doughnut Song - Fran Allison
Birthday Cake Polka - Sheriff John
My Old Flame - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
South - Bennie Moten's Kansas City Orchestra

Oh Judge, Your Honor, Dear Sir, Sweetheart - The Music Of David Seville
Pico And Sepulveda (The Street Song) - Felix Figueroa & His Orchestra
Go See Seattle (excerpt) - Ted Weems orchestra/Glen Martin
When Veronica Plays The Harmonica - Kay Kyser
Chula Vista - Possum or Rose & The Arrangement
Roto Rooter jingle (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento
Pico And Sepulveda - Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band

#10 (tie) Dirty Love - The Mothers
#10 (tie) The Ballad Of Irving - Frank Gallop
#9 Martian Hop - The Ran-Dells
EXTRA: Martian March - Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band
#8 Hooray For Captain Spaulding - Groucho Marx
#7 Cigarette Song - The Pearl Trio

#6 Bounce Your Boobies - Rusty Warren
#5 Shaving Cream - Paul Wynn
#4 Der Fuehrer's Face - Spike Jones & His City Slickers

#3 Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent - Jef Jaisun
#2 Big Bruce (Abilene version) - Steve Greenberg
#1 Clean Song - Oscar Brand