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playlist courtesy of The Dr. Demento Show

The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - March 3, 1974 (6p-10p)

Tiptoe Thru The Tulips - New Christy Minstrels

Mississippi Mud/I Left My Sugar... - Rhythm Boys
Elderly Man River - Stan Freberg
Smut - Tom Lehrer
Who Hid The Halibut On The Poop Deck - Yogi Yorgesson

Louise - Maurice Chevalier
Cheesecake - Louis Armstrong
Bumble Bee Invaded - Billy Mitchell
The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati - Rose & The Arrangement

Diddie Wah Diddie - Blind Blake
Roll Your Leg Over - Oscar Brand
Redback On The Toilet Seat - Slim Newton

The Drinking Man's Diet - Allan Sherman
Chew Tobacco Rag - Spade Cooley
Nina-Kocka-Nina - The Dinks
I Got The Stinger - Jabbo Smith

It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman
Wyatt Earp Makes Me Burp - Spike Jones

Laura - Spike Jones & His Other Orchestra
New Math (w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
You Can't Judge A Book By Its Hair - The Credibility Gap
Plexiglas Toilet - Styx

Dr. Demento theme - The Persuasions
We're In The Money - Ginger Rogers
Cement Mixer - Slim Gaillard
Cement Mixer - Liberace
Candlelabra Boogie - Jerry Lewis

Hooray For Captain Spaulding - Groucho Marx
Who's Sorry Now - Gloria DeHaven
I Wanna Be Loved By You - Helen Kane
Three Little Words - Fred Astaire

Baby Let Me Bang Your Box - The Toppers
Josephine Please No Lean On The Bell - Jerry Colonna
The Old Sow Song - Rudy Vallee
Beans - Fletcher Peck
Eleanor Rigby - Doodles Weaver

Drowning In The Surf - Stan Ross

The Return Of Abdul Abulbul Amir - Frank Crumit
Son Of Irving - Frank Gallop
Airport Patrol - Fabulous Deluxe Brothers

Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Over Night - Lonnie Donegan & His Skiffle Group
The Nixorcist - Perfectly Clear
Loving You Has Made Me Bananas - Guy Marks

Cocaine - Dick Justice
Minnie The Moocher - Cab Calloway
Cocaine Habit - Memphis Jug Band
Cocaine Blues - Roy Hogsed & The Rainbow Riders

My Blue Heaven - Gene Austin
Mickey's Son And Daughter - The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band
You Know My Name (Look Up The Number) - The Beatles
Apple Pie - Ben Michaels

Home In Pasadena - Al Jolson
L-L-L-L.A. - Mello-Larks
Azusa - Andrews Sisters
Sepulveda - King's Jesters
Pico And Sepulveda (The Street Song) - Felix Figueroa & His Orchestra

#10 Hello D.J. (The "Bleep" Version) - Don Bowman
#9 Can You Dig It - Jerry Samuels
#8 Dragnet Goes To Kindergarten - Ricky Vera
#7 Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
#6 Boobs A Lot - The Holy Modal Rounders
#5 Martian Hop - The Ran-Dells
#4 The Ballad Of Irving - Frank Gallop
:"We are going to have a commercial." - Mrs. Miller

#3 The Vatican Rag - Tom Lehrer
EXTRA: Silent E - Tom Lehrer
#2 Chula Vista - Rose & The Arrangement
#1 Martian March - The Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band
Happy Trails - Roy Rogers & Dale Evans
CLOSING: Pico And Sepulveda - Jon Schwartz

NOTE: After his show, Dr. Demento played at least one track to fill time before Jimmy Witherspoon's show started: