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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - April 28, 1974 (6p-10p)

Happy New Year - Spike Jones & His City Slickers

Lion Hunt - Nilsson Twins
Jail Bait - Andre Williams
Three Little Fishies - Red Norvo f/ Mildred Bailey

Jesus Christ Football Star - Martin Mull
Golden Gridiron Boy - Randy Newman
Stars And Stripes Forever - Guckenheimer Saur Kraut Band
The Fairy Pipers - Danny Kaye

C-O-N-S-T-A-N-T-I-N-O-P-L-E - Paul Whiteman Sextet w/ Bing Crosby
Istanbul (Not Constantinople) - The Four Lads
Drowning In The Surf - Stan Ross
Mad Dogs And Englishmen - Noel Coward

Minnie The Moocher (1942 version) - Cab Calloway
Rover (The Shaggy Dog Song) - Hendra & Ullett
Springtime For Hitler - Mel Brooks
Deteriorata - National Lampoon

South - Bennie Moten
Zulu Drake - Charlie Drake

The Pub With No Beer - Slim Dusty
Seven Old Ladies Locked In The Lavatory - Oscar Brand

The Unbirthday Song - Guy Lombardo & the orchestra
How D'ye Do And Shake Hands - Danny Kaye/Jimmy Durante/Jane Wyman/Groucho Marx
The Mummy - Bob McFadden & Dor

Dr. D 78s jingle - Hank Landsberg & Ed O'Donnell
My Little Grass Shack In Kealikekea, Hawaii - Ted Fio Rito
Hawaiian War Song - Andy Iona & Islanders
Hawaiian War Chant (Ta-Hu-Wa-Hu-Wai) - Spike Jones & His Wacky Wakakians

Alcoholic Blues - Billy Murray
A Night At Coffee Dan's (parts 1 & 2) - Frank Shaw
Cocktails For Two - Spike Jones & His City Slickers

Down The Old Plank Road - The Holy Modal Rounders
Euphoria - The Holy Modal Rounders
The Tail Of The Comet Kohoutek - Burl Ives
Down The Old Plank Road (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento

Where Do You Work-a, John - Waring's Pennsylvanians
Cable Car Concerto - Glen Hurlburt & Greg McRitchie

Laugh Laugh Laugh - Abbott & Costello
Who's On First - Abbott & Costello

Little White Duck - Burl Ives
Rubber Duckie - Ernie (Jim Henson) [started at 45 rpm instead of 33 1/3 rpm]
I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back In Bed While I Cry Over You - Homer & Jethro
I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back In Bed While I Cry Over You (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento

Rose Colored Glasses - Nick Lucas
Ya, Ya, Ya (The Whiffenpoof Song) - Yogi Yorgesson
Sweet Violets #2 - Sweet Violet Boys
Cow Pasture Polka - Jerry Colonna

Rhapsody Of Fisherman's Wharf - Glen Hurlburt & Greg McRitchie
The Dinghy Song - Ruth Wallis

The Village Blacksmith Owns The Village Now - Happiness Boys
Little Oil Town - Mel Blanc
The True Legend of Jesse James - New Society Band

The Last Blast Of The Blasted Bugler (edited version) - Sonny Gianotta, Tommy Cardinale, Phil Cammarata

Crepitation Contest - anonymous
Beans - Fletcher Peck Trio

#10 Highly Illogical - Leonard Nimoy
#9 Shaving Cream - Paul Wynn
#8 The Ballad Of Ben Gay - Ben Gay & The Silly Savages
#7 The Old Sow Song - Rudy Vallee & Cyril Smith

#6 Ain't We Crazy - Haywire Mac
EXTRA: You Can't Judge A Book By Its Hair - The Credibility Gap
#5 Split Level Head - Napoleon XIV
#4 Hooray For Captain Spaulding - Groucho Marx

#3 The Martian Hop - The Ran-Dells
#2 The Ballad Of Irving ("schlepping" version) - Frank Gallop
Theme From "Star Trek" (background only)
#1 The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins - Leonard Nimoy
CLOSING: Theme From "Star Trek"
next week: "Sweet Violets" parts 1, 2, & 3