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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - October 23, 1977 (6p-10p)

Sabre Dance - Chick Rooster & The Barnyarders [played before opening]
Pet Shop - Monty Python [played before opening]

Mammary Glands - Kristin Lems
Voice Demo - Trumpeting Fool
Cement Mixer - Liberace

Sidewalk Surfin' - Jan & Dean
Uncle Josh At The Roller Skating Rink - Cal Stewart
Hockey Here Tonight - Archie Campbell
Football Stomp - Zap

Makin' Whoopee - Eddie Cantor
(I Love You) Fer Seventy Mental Reasons - Red Ingle & The Natural Seven
Let's Get Small - Steve Martin
Dragnet Goes To Kindergarten - Ricky Vera
Ziehr Zonoloo logo
Juanita Banana - The Peels
I'm Gonna Be A Country Queen - Tiny Tim

Lavender Cowboy (early fade) - Bob Skyles & The Skyrockets
Yosemite Sam - Mel Blanc
We're Not The Hoosier Hot Shots (excerpt) - Bob Skyles & The Skyrockets

Chinese Mother Goose Rhymes: The Old Woman/Pat-A-Cake - Chick Bullock
Bring Down The Government - Lindisfarne
Paper Shuffle - Intergalactic Threat
Wally Ballou And The Paper Picker Upper - Bob & Ray
Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
The Whip - The Creeps

Marina Del Rey - Jack Black
Even Fat Boys Can Make It In Santa Monica - Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Big Red train sfx
Hail To Thee, Fat Person - Allan Sherman
Two Cheeseburgers/In And Out - Elephant Boy & Singing Frog George
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor (On The Bedpost Over Night) - Lonnie Donegan & His Skiffle Group

Seven Beers With The Wrong Kind Of Man - Texas Jim Lewis & Lone Star Cowboys
Piddlin' Pup - Ben Light
Wally Ballou Interviews People On The Street - Bob & Ray
The Little Fireman (excerpt w/ song) - Young People's Records
Flick, The Little Fire Engine - anonymous
Short People - Randy Newman
Shrimpenstein - Gene Moss
Ziehr Zonoloo logo (alternate take)
Cupcakes - Terri O'Mason
Cheesecake - Louis Armstrong

Dinosaur Soup - Damaskas Hollodan
Rhapsody from Hunger(y) - Spike Jones & His City Slickers

Spike Jones Jr. & The Rock Casualties interview

The Biggest Parakeets In Town - Jud Strunk
Them Hog Liver Likers - Mason Williams
Hog Killin' Day - Gid Tanner & The Skillet Lickers
Eat It Raw - Michael Cooper

It Ain't The Meat - The Swallows
Who's On First - The Credibility Gap
Stars And Stripes Forever - Crazy Rick's Psychedelic American Flea Band
Swanee - Al Jolson
Creole Love Call - Duke Ellington
Benevolent Oil - Jeff Ehrhart
Despair Tire - Seatrain

#10 Marijuana Munchies - Troy Walker
#9 Locked In The Closet With You - SuLu

#8 Old Ben Lucas - Kinky Friedman
#7 The Ballad Of Irving ("schlepping" version) - Frank Gallop
EXTRA: Roses For Mama - C.W. McCall

#6 Bounce Your Boobies - Rusty Warren
EXTRA: Mammary Glands - Kristen Lems & Her Alabama Rascals

#5 Sunday Funnies - J. Eric Freedner

#4 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
#3 Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) - Allan Sherman
EXTRA: Hot Line - The Harris Bros.
Dr. Pepper Puzzler: What is the name of the hayseed farmer that Cal Stewart portrayed until his death in 1916? (Answer: Uncle Josh)
#2 Pencil Neck Geek - Fred Blassie
#1 Telephone Man - Meri Wilson
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