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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - March 2, 1980 (6p-10p)

Special Topic: our happy birthday salute to those identical twins from Lumania, Barnes & Barnes; a very special surprise guest (Rick Vera)

It's Not Nice To Fool Mother Nature - Dan Murphy
Mother Goose's Wine - National Lampoon

Birthday Cake Polka - Sheriff John
When You Die (live in studio) - Barnes & Barnes
Yeah! medley - Barnes & Barnes
The Crusher - The Novas
Jim Morrison's Revenge - Damaskas
Pants - Randy Newman
Johnny Had A Yo-Yo - Ruth Wallis
Mr. Roberts #1 - National Lampoon
Dr. Demento's Jazz Corner: Pitter Panther Patter - Duke Ellington & Jimmy Blanton

What Is A Teenage Boy? - Tom Edwards
The Garbage Collector In Beverly Hills - Irving Taylor
Jobs In Television - Anonymous
TVOD - The Normal
Listening In On The Radio - Olson Sisters
Take Your Girlie To The Movies - Ian Whitcomb
The Moustache Song - John Ryan
Side Won (excerpt) - Gallagher

The Masochist Blues - Masters, Mendez & Reynaga
Song Of The Masochist - The Zanies
Ouch! - The Rutles

Wyatt Earp Makes Me Burp - Spike Jones
The Topical Song - The Barron Knights
Rock Island Line - Stan Freberg
Burma Shave - Roger Miller
Reefer Head Woman - Buster Bennett Trio
Sweet Sue, Just You - Louis Armstrong
I Won't Go To War Till Men Get Pregnant - SuLu
Stars And Stripes Forever - Jeff Ehrhart

It Ain't Gonna Rain - Slim Willet
Election '80 (edit) - Rogers & Schwartz
Keep The Dollar Rolling - The Blendoliers

My Girl's Pussy - R. Crumb
Eleanor Rigby - Doodles Weaver

Dragnet Goes To Kindergarten (brief excerpt) - Ricky Vera
Interview: Rick Vera

John Birch Society Blues - Bob Dylan
Shakespeare (A Meltdowner's Nightmare) (edit) - Robin Williams
In London - Laurel & Hardy

Bend Over Ayatollah - Philthy McNasty
I Faw Down And Go Boom - Harry Smith
Driving In The Lane With Diamonds - Big Daddy
Los Angeles - Carroll & Gorman

Pico And Sepulveda (The Street Song) - Felix Figueroa & His Orchestra
Musical Mike's Jazz Corner: Up And At 'Em - Philip Spitalny & His Orchestra
#10 Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) - Allan Sherman

#9 Spam (British single version) - Monty Python
#8 Baby Likes Burping - "Weird Al" Yankovic
EXTRA: Hey There - Ray Stevens
#7 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
#6 Locked In The Closet With You - SuLu
Gilligan's Island (Stairway) (two brief accidental excerpts) - Little Roger & The Goosebumps
#5 Punk Polka - The Toons
EXTRA: Nervous Breakdown - Brian Briggs
#4 Gorilla You're A Desperado - Warren Zevon
EXTRA: A Song With A Peel - Spike Jones Jr.

#3 Mr. Bill (single version) - Meyer & Drake
EXTRA: A Hole In The Bottom Of The Lake - Davey Nose Bold
#2 Ayatollah - Steve Dahl & Teenage Radiation
EXTRA: Annie's Cousin Fannie - Dorsey Bros. Orchestra
EXTRA: Armpit Farts - Zilch Fletcher
#1 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes