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The Dr. Demento Show #81-17 - April 26, 1981

Crapture - Melvin The Rapping Fool
The Middle Of The House - Rusty Draper
The Train - Lord Buckley
The Train Kept A-Rollin' - The Johnny Burnette Rock 'N Roll Trio

Nobody Will Ever Play Baseball - Bob Newhart
Baseball Game - Weber & Fields
The Sports Page - Dave Frishberg
William Tell Overture - Spike Jones & His City Slickers

The Rat - (Phil Solis w/) Glenn Greasby
Confessions Of A North Beach Poet - Jerry & Mel
The Mummy - Bob McFadden & Dor
Tight Jeans - SuLu

Russian Bandstand (1981 update) - Spencer & Spencer
Don't Be A Singer - Wild Man Fischer
Everybody Wants My Fanny - Benny Bell
Come-On-A-My-House - William Saroyan & Ross Bagdasarian/Come-On-A-My-House - Rosemary Clooney
Crazy 'Bout An Automobile - Ry Cooder

Your Feet's Too Big - Fats Waller
Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent - Jef Jaisun
Framed - Cheech & Chong
Junco Partner - James Wayne

Wasn't That A Party - The Rovers
America Drinks And Goes Home - The Mothers Of Invention
The Devil - Rowan Atkinson

#5 Poisoning Pigeons In The Park (orchestral version) - Tom Lehrer
#4 The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati - Rose & The Arrangement

#3 It's Still Billy Joel To Me - "Weird Al" Yankovic
EXTRA: Little Puffies - Crazy Joe & The Variable Speed Band
#2 Kinko The Clown - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band

#1 The Smoke-Off - Shel Silverstein