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The Dr. Demento Show #81-30 - July 26, 1981

Irving The Indian Boy - Lenny & The Lenapes
Strange Things Are Happening (Ho Ho, Hee Hee, Ha Ha) - Red Buttons
Green Garden Hose Part #2 - Brother George Underbrush
The Pizza Song - Dick Biondi

Cocktails For Two - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Duncan (Version One) - Slim Dusty
Paralyzed - The Legendary Stardust Cowboy
Who Needs The Peace Corps? - The Mothers Of Invention

Sabre Dance - Chick Rooster & The Barnyarders
Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens - Louis Jordan
It's Hard To Be An Egg - John Dowie
Eggs - Martin Mull

The Motorcycle Story - Brother Dave Gardner
I've Been Ridin' In A U.F.O. - Dave Gordon & Watershed
Can I Pawn My Teeth To You? - Roy Esser

Suzanne Somers - Freddy Cannon
Slut - Barnes & Barnes
Wah-hoo - Bill Boyd's Cowboy Ramblers
Bouncing Song - Rowan Atkinson w/ Mel Smith, Pamela Stephenson, & Griff Rhys Jones (from Not The 9 O'Clock News)

Short People - Randy Newman
Tall People - Wee Willie Small
Bloat On Featuring The Bloaters - Cheech & Chong
Ding Dong - McGuire Sisters

#5 Psycho Chicken (Demented censor) - The Fools
#4 Harry's Jock Strap - Dickie Goodman

#3 I Wanna Kiss Her - Tim Cavanagh
EXTRA: C'mon Drink Up - Tim Cavanagh
#2 Rock And Roll Doctor - Travesty Ltd.

#1 Yoda - "Weird Al" Yankovic
"Weird Al" Yankovic conversation