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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - February 8, 1981 (6p-10p)

Parts - Kevyn Dymond
Sit On My Face - Monty Python
Bicycle Seat - Max Splodge

Destruction Of San Francisco (intro omitted) - anonymous
Earthquake Song - Gloria Gamble
Day After Day - Shango
Montana - The Mothers

The Transvestite Farmers Association (Of Argo-Fay, Iowa) - Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
Big Leg Emma (live) - Frank Zappa
Enormity In Motion - Simon Crum
(I Love You) Fer Seventy Mental Reasons - Red Ingle & The Natural Seven
Death Of Mary Queen Of Scots - Monty Python

With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm - Kingston Trio
Dead Girls - Butch Rovan
My Body - Heng-yin
There's A New Sound - Tony Burrello
Close The Door - Jim Lowe
Open The Door Richard - Jack McVea

Frankfurter Sandwiches - Joanne & The Streamliners
Bug Boy - Units
Redback On The Toilet Seat - Slim Newton

How Sweet To Be An Idiot - Neil Innes
? (brief accidental excerpt) - Neil Innes
Mongoloid (original version) - Devo
Please Please Me - Barnes & Barnes
A Pervert's Life - Fermisht

Bright College Days (live) - Tom Lehrer
Father Sarducci talks about his educational background and his idea for a Five Minute University. (w/ intro) - Father Guido Sarducci
Alphabet Song - Three Stooges
Somebody Lied - Eddie Morton
St. George And The Dragonet - Stan Freberg
The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati (excerpt) - Rose & The Arrangement

Stars And Stripes Forever - Crazy Rick
Dogball - Stevens & Grdnic
Hooray, Hooray, I'm Goin' Away - Beatrice Kay
Goin' Crazy - Three Haircuts
I Don't Wanna Get Drafted - Frank Zappa [started at 33 1/3 rpm instead of 45 rpm]
K-Bell Barfo Hits (brief accidental excerpt) - James Gleason [played in middle of above]
Mr. Roberts #2 - National Lampoon
The Masochism Tango (orchestral version) - Tom Lehrer

K-Bell Barfo Hits - James Gleason
Number One - Damaskas

Oh Susannah, Dust Off That Old Pianna - Fats Waller
Rosie Don't Bang On The Piano - Cliff Ferre
Huggin' And Chalkin' - Clancy Hayes
Monkey Bite - Bobby Hunt

Suicide Is Painless - The Mash
My Way - Sid Vicious
Suicide Prevention Spot - James Gleason
May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose - Little Jimmy Dickens

It Looks Like Rain (edit) - Wendell Hall
Gotta Have Rain (edit) - Max Bygraves
It Never Rains In Sunny California - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Lovely Weather For Ducks (excerpt) - Rosemary Clooney
A Dying Duck In A Thunderstorm - Cactus Pryor
Surfin' Bird (demented mix) - Trashmen
Bird Bathroom - Surf Punks
Punk Rock Drives Me Disco - Biko Miko & The Futurettes
Rum And Coca Cola - Andrews Sisters

Whole Lotta Places - Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
Musical Mike's Jazz Corner: Potato Head Blues - Louis Armstrong & His Hot Seven
#10 The Elements (w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer [started at 45 rpm instead of 33 1/3 rpm]
#9 Chew Tobacco Rag - Spade Cooley & His Fiddlin' Friends
#8 Baby Likes Burping - "Weird Al" Yankovic
EXTRA: Happy Birthday - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#7 Number One - Damaskas

#6 Argument Clinic - Monty Python
#5 Old Ben Lucas - Kinky Friedman
EXTRA: Roast Chicken Faces - Toons

#4 Locked In The Closet With You (new version) - SuLu
EXTRA: Detroit City - Lily Tomlin
#3 Too Young To Date - D-Day
EXTRA: Close To You - The Clams
#2 Time Warp - Rocky Horror Picture Show
#1 Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) - Allan Sherman